38 D&D Memes for Every Spell-Slinging, Dice-Rolling Adventurer

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    I love Dungeons and Dragons Love to actually play it someday.
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    When the druid with 4 INT is running around using Wildshape made with mematic
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    When your players start discussing a suddenly obvious solution that would entirely avoid the content on which you spent 15 hours of prep time *CONCERN*
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    outofcontextdnd The dungeon boss: You... Unionized my hobgoblins against me? hobgoblinhero the working class will no longer be oppressed, my dude
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    Zac Speaks Giant @zacnaoum. 14h Me: Okay the giant door has 5 symbols and 5 animal engravings, however- Wizard: I cast Ray of Disintegration Me: ... What Wizard: I disintegrate the door Me: but... puzzle Wizard I solved your puzzle. With magic. Me: #DnD 13 1765 247 ↑
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    Things to say that will always start a fight. Let me just check the players handbook
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    MY PARTY imgflip.com HOSTILE ANIMALS IS THIS A TAMABLE PET? 百价
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    I looked forward in time, I saw 14,000,605 futures. In how many of those do our schedules sync up so we can play D&D? One.
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    witchdoodle the only valid d&d experience dm: this npc's name is jamedi cosko players: right, jumanji costco
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    cullenscott A normal D&D session, but you can't use... Dice tillaneesia prove to me that you can make this acrobatics check by successfully performing a triple backflip off the kitchen counter in real life tsutachishio "Can I seduce the goblin?" "I don't know, can you seduce me?"
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    Players teaming up with the BBEG forcing me to Me the basically write a new campaign DM made with mematic [adult swim] StreamAnime.TV
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    BILLY, IT'S TIME YOU LEARN ABOUT MONEY AND THE IMPORTANCE OF... BILLY NO D&D. ຄ.
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    DM: so this guy is gonna use a legendary action- Me, already down to 12 hp:
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    DM: Plans epic encounter in the mountains Players: I say we go UNDER the mountain!
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    Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker Game of Thrones playing out like a Dungeons & Dragons game where the DM is moving so you gotta wrap the whole thing up in an hour
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    New Player: Aw man I forgot my d6 at home, now I only have 6 dice. Me, owning 20 sets of dice: @4d6_drop_lowest I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?
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    Does your dog bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. This week's session is cancelled.
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    imgflip.com ROLLING A 2 FOR STEALTH ROLLING A 1 FOR PERCEPTION
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    PLAYER LOGIC The city is surrounded by several sturdy walls and guarded zealously, and you can be sure the players still want to leave it and camp outside rather than pay 2 gold pieces for an inn room for the night.
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    I SEE A SMALL APARTMENT... FORTUNE TELLING I SEE YOU... ...ALONE... AND A LOT OF DICE JESUS THAT'S A LOT OF DICE
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    "You find a staff of...." "MINE!" FACEBOOK.COM/DNDMEMES "MINE"
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    Someone: Raising a family is hard Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other Someone: What? Necromancer: What?
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    Megan R. Miller @Pyrosynthesis What People Expect D&D to Be: -full cosplay, candles lit on table, deep hoods and ruddy mysterious ambiance- What D&D Actually Is: -four people in pajamas screaming at a piece of plastic for coming up on the wrong number-
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    When you bring your girl to Dnd and she starts to flirt with you Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
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    Your campaign world in your head: When you try to describe it to your SO amaze players: much adventuer such magic
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    The throne of a chief The throne of a king The throne of a god
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    Working with NPCs in game... WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR? I DOUBT IT
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    DM WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? NEW WARLOCK YOU CAST ELDRTICH BLAST ROFLBOT
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    Your character on his fifth nat 1 AMI DISABLED?
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    PLAYERS: HA HA, WOULDN'T IT BE CRAZY IF CMAJOR PLOT POINT) imgflip.com DM:
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    when the DM is trying their best but they suck at NPC voices Confused old Woman
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    breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes Me: we can beat this guy. I'm not scared. DM: Twenty-six to hit, forty-nine damage. Now for the second attack. Me:
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    DM: *slaps campaign* This bad boy can fit so much emotional trauma in it &
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    Player: PSSH. Good luck hitting me. My AC is incredible. DM: fb.com/dndmemes
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    WHEN YOUR FIRST ROLL OF THE NIGHT IS A 1... "SO IT BEGINS..."
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    Sean Hunt @seanofthehunt #DnD player - You've got this whole world planned out haven't you? DM-*Looks behind screen* There's nothing, only a hastily written note. It says -'sexy goblin?' DM-Yes
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    Friend: do you really think you should be buying more dice? What about- Me: TREAT YO SELE mematic.net
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    Player, rolling to save against aoe damage: I rolled a 19, so my character's gonna be fine DM, knowing the dc was 20: IS HE, THOUGH?

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