28 of the Worst Facebook Statuses Ever

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    Text - Garcia Long da.. Jesus makes things so hard on me. 45 minutes ago Comment Like Beth keep him in your heart and keep praying gurl... it will get better. Jesus works in mysterious ways.. 33 minutes ago Doesn't he?? but it's for the best, just Garcia Beth, Jesus is my 14 year old son, he was suspended from school for punching a janitor again. 20 minutes ago
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    Text - 19 hours ago facebook just puled an obama and started accepting gay ads... Like Comment Unfollow Post Share and 2 others lke this. i think the ads are based on your internet browsing patterns 19 hours ago Like 7
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    Text - 13 hours ago near Via Mobile Im not a bloody taxi service, if you want a lift I expect money. Like Comment 5 people like this. that would make you a taxi service 13 hours ago Unlike 365
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    Text - Saw the dumbest elevator today, it had a button for the floor I |was already on...? Like Comment Share 4 minutes ago 1 don't know how I feel about this. a feww seconds ago via mobile Like
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    Text - Alexander somebody owes me $20 Just finished eating a raw chicken breast, no sweat. Looks like about an hour ago Comment Like Cale you're gonna die dude, salmonella for sure 59 minutes ago Alexander 53 minutes ago I ate chicken, not salmon, dude.
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    Text - ANYONE help me find articles on Generation Y, or just how our generation is lazy, that are empirical research studies! Like Comment about an hour ago near| I hope you see the irony in this. about an hour ago via mobile Unilike 11
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    Text - Nicole omgg why did the civil war have to happen? it'd be one less thing to study 2 hours ago Comment Like Ashley 10 minutes ago nicole.. it was to free the slaves...
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    Text - Josh At least 1 like and Ill get drunk all by myself. Like Comment 16 minutes ago Josh likes this. ok 16 minutes ago Like Josh
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    Text - Nick my diek is so big it goes from a to z! Like-Comment 23 minutes ago Aiden look at your keyboard.. 22 minutes ago-Unlike 24
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    Text - Random thought...do stupid people relize there freaking stupid? Like Comment Share 25 minutes ago via mobile Nope 14 minutes ago via mobile Like
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    Text - Во youjizz.com Like Comment 10 minutes ago Haley put it as your status instead? haha 2 minutes ago Like did you mean to type that into the address bar, but

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