Entitled driver refuses to stop making noise with car, faces payback when next door neighbor decides to move his fire pit: 'I'll do what I want in my own yard'

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    "I'll do what I want in my own yard!". Ok, I'll make it impossible to enjoy your air.

    Last Spring, my old neighbor, who was a saint, sold her house and moved away. The people that moved in were awful. The guy, who we'll call Pete, owns some sort of a new black Mustang that sounds like it has no muffler, and he revs it up and down the subdivision streets in the evenings LITERALLY 5 days a week when a lot of people- myself included- sit on the back porch and watch TV during the summer. It is relentless.
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    This guy also drives up and down the state highway that is on the other side of my house doing the same thing but LOUDER because it's a 55mph speed limit. You can hear it for miles. And he has friends over regularly in the backyard, and they sit there on the weekends and some weeknights... revving up the car. It truly is so loud that you cannot do anything but wait for him to be done. There was a big Facebook conversation in the HOA group, and a bunch of neighbors politely asked him not to do th
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    Well, I know from 15 years of living here that any time I have a fire on the side of the yard next to Pete's, the smoke is guaranteed to travel in the direction of Pete's house. I know this because I couldn't ever have a fire when my old neighbor was outside as it would literally fill her backyard with smoke if ever the wood had even a hint of moisture in it. So, I moved my fire pit- about a dozen years ago- to the other side of my house and towards the road so that I could be a good neighbor. A
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    It took me a single weekend to dig up the pavers and blocks, move them back to my preferred spot, and get myself a fire going in my new fire pit. I just need to wait until Pete had people over. I made sure the inaugural fire was a good one... Pete had friends over, it was a nice day, and so I started the fire. Got it JUST about started... and then I added all the wettest, grossest wood I could. And about 10 minutes later, Pete and all of his friends were visibly upset by the stench, so they all
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    I kept that up the entire day, and then I added a bunch of grass clipping to keep it going over night. The next day, still smoldering. Still smelling awful. I put out a Facebook post on the HOA website that let people know I'd be continuing to utilize my fire pit as often as possible, so they could bring me their lawn scraps. I had about 20 people respond in a few hours saying their clippings were all mine.
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    I kept that fire going. My dogs are good alarms, and they rush outside anytime anybody is in Pete's backyard, so I would hear the dogs scramble, go out, and add more clippings. After about 3 weeks, Pete and his wife came out and very kindly asked me what was going on with the fire pit. She very politely informed me that her hair would smell like a campfire if she went into her backyard for any amount of time, and they could smell it coming into their house through their ductwork. He said I was m
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    I looked at him and his wife, and I said that it was clear that sometimes we didn't recognize how big of an effect something could have on our neighbors until they told us about it. But then I said, as objectively as possible that I normally live by the same "I'll do what I want in my yard" thought process as Pete does. I have a right to enjoy my yard. I looked at Pete de d in the eyes and said "and I know you support that because of how the conversation concluded about your car, right, Pete?" H
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    I took a gamble and put the fire out right after that. It was the right call. I haven't talked to them much since. I'm not too concerned about that because I haven't heard the Mustang since, Either. All in all, a good little case of "petty revenge".
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    Commenters congratulated him on an impeccable revenge.

    rust-e-apples1 Petty AF, but diplomatic when you needed to be. Perfection.
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    Vektor0 This is how you do passive-aggressive. You need to make a point, effectively, and without apologizing or feigning ignorance.
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    Wow_u_sure_r_dumb Passive aggression without cowardice is always entertaining and can be the right move to avoid a fight with a hot head.
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    Objective_Economy281 Let his wife have that fight for you. She's got weeks worth of smelly hair to fuel her.
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    ShadowSlayer74 More effective that way too, he can just get mad at his neighbor. He has to live with his wife.
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    Gonna BuyMeAMercury I guarantee she doesn't like the sound of the Mustang either lol. Source: have wife. lol
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    daisymaisy505 I think you putting the fire out immediately after the conversation helped solidify your point. Great petty revenge!
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    Vektor0 Yeah, it was a show of good faith. It communicated that his intention wasn't to cause harm or be on bad terms.
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    rust-e-apples1 "I've said what I needed to say. I'm gonna give you a chance to respond."
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    k5hill Sounds like the wife is tired of his BS too. Well played!
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    Golbez89 Excellent example of walk softly but carry a big nasty smelling stick while it's on fire. Kudos.
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    sadcrocodile wish I could have been a fly on the wall for the conversation Pete and the wife had afterwards!
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    jetkins If the car suddenly became tolerable overnight, that suggests that it has some sort of exhaust cutout, and Pete was simply being an a by not disengaging it in the neighborhood.

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