30+ Dad Memes for Fathers Who Have Mastered Dad-hood

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    Now that's dad love

    Natalie Walters @NatalieReporter "Hey dad I need to renew my passport, think you can take a simple photo of me in front of a white background?" My dad:
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    Huge, buddy

    My kid: dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad Me: What?! My kid: look how strong I am... @ExPadde
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    Peak dad bod

    Dr. Anorable @DoctorNora Whose Dad is this?!?!
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    Anything in the line of duty

    Oo ado Ool Boo 4400 WVA CORIVIM HVSETWALL VWD WITK IMеHEDIEML2 60 20E (BUEZEHAVIIME) СОИМИ 5 ОН ГЕГИ ОН БЕСШИ СМЫС УСЮ 21BVMBEBBA TW anev 218MBEE2 VMD DIET ACEBIDE2' 2V1 AECELVBTE OF2 (6E2EED VMD 20ABEVW WOMо ОН ГЕ22 0Е МОГУ22Е2" ЕЛГГА НАДНОСЕЙVIED БЕѴИЛІ ВПІШЕВ: БЕѴИЛ" е со 510 AMC (20 ES troner new A LONIC VOOF MIVLEM WO LEO TIVIE IRW trong (WHEVA Brons WVT LED MEDIEALZ BEVDE H Michael Rainey @mRainey Cutting the crust off of something called an "uncrustable" was not in the Dad manual. +2013 ນ
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    Classic

    a real dinosaur @SparkyROAR 1d I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad said "He's upset his gloves match his jacket."
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    My kid, after I fail to hang their drawing on the fridge immediately You don't like art? THE DAD
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    MIDWEST OPE EVERYBODY Midwest vs. Everybody @midwestern_ope Vs Midwest dads: gets bill at restaurant: "what's the damage" tightens strap on back of truck: "that's not going anywhere" flips over a piece of meat on the grill: "oh yeah that's money right there" asked what time it is: "time for you to get a watch" answers the phone: "YELLO"
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    Classic Dad Moves @ClassicDadMoves If you don't use one of these to initiate leaving somewhere, are you even a dad? - "Let's hit it." - "Ready to rock and roll?" - "Shall we?" - "Let's Skidaddle." - "Ready Freddy?" - "Let's blow this joint." - - "We better get while the gettin's good." "Let's get this show on the road." - "Saddle up." - "Let's get the h I outta dodge."
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    When you give your toddler the wrong color plate USMC
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    All dads already know this IMPORTANT: IMPORTANT: IMPORTANTE: Read Before Using Lire avant usage Leer antes de usar Operating/Safety Instructions Consignes de fonctionnement/sécurité Instrucciones de funcionamiento y seguridad CRITICAL SAFETY NOTICE Before operating, you MUST give it at least two squeezes to rev it up. Otherwise, the dad gods will curse your family and bring shame to your name. For English See page 2 Parlez-vous français? Voir page 16 THE DAD ¿Habla español? Ver página 30
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    Went to my parents house today. My dad labeled his phone. BOTTOM
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    Kyle @KylePlantEmoji [introductions at a party] Me: this is my first wife Her: and current wife Me: and these are her kids Her: they're also his Me: we keep it friendly Her: on account of we're still married Me: and I love these kids like they're my own Her: because they are
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    Twitter: @zach_pope_ Zach @Zach_Pope_. My mom specifically told my dad not to buy any dumb sh at the store just get stuff for the cookout tonight, this man walks in the house with his middle finger up and this in the other hand and said "don't tell me what to do" INTER PBR
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    Suzanne The Chosen @Suz_TheChosen This kid knows what's up. 000 6. a) Who is your hero? DAD b) Why do you consider this person your hero? HE IS BRAVE c) Is there anything your hero is frightened of? Mom
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    Dads, when someone asks if anyone has a pocketknife they could borrow THE DAD
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    Stacey Lowe @iamthegifqueen Whenever my dad walks out of a room, he pretends to catch a touchdown pass in the end zone and then just turns and keeps going. #DadStories
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    ridin-in-style It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn ben-cook-can-cook power move ridin-in-style Update: the someone is my father ben-cook-can-cook does he have a flashlight ridin-in-style "dad did you have a flashlight?" "no" "how did you see?" "moon."
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    Sprint LTE 9:37 PM @148% 1 D Dad> Today 11:25 AM Have you heard of Murphy's Law? Yep Have you heard of Cole's Law? I haven't It is thinly sliced cabbage Twitter: @AdamBroud How dare you
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    lemonlime @emmeline77 my dad just greeted another dad by saying "hey tough guy" and the other. dad replied by saying "they let you in here??" lemonlime @emmeline77.1d He has greeted a total of 3 men with "hey tough guy" so far Twitter: @emmeline77
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    Noel Potter Dogspotting Yesterday at 8:51 AM My dad doesn't text, doesn't have a camera phone, and isn't on social media. But he sent this email today Dad DP To: 9:24 AM Dog On S College I saw a lady walking a dog on leash ahead of her. Dog was carrying her umbrella in its teeth. Neat. N. instagram.com
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    My Dad handed me this and said, Looks like he barked up the wrong tree. instagram.com
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    r/mildlyinfuriating u/i-love-llamas 7h 31 Award my dad has this laptop for FOUR YEARS and he's refusing to take the plastic protector off reddit.com/Via instagram.com J60880088800L GY
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    When my kid is annoyed that he can't go to his favorite very expensive theme park every day and tells me I should "just have more money" THE DAD My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
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    Not Evan @actuallynotevan When ur dad finds ur extensions Twitter: @actuallynotevan
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    airhead mere @merestromb Got to my dad's house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes "and I have a guacamole ball" what's a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.
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    My wife when she finds out I got her that gas grill I always wanted for her bday THE DAD
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    You may not like it, but this is what the peak male form (as well as peak male fashion) looks like HOSTED BY STAGWELL THE DAD LEI
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    Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then,um, I just carried on living my life
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    Trying to replace my toddler's favorite plate with one of a different color and hoping there won't be a meltdown THE DAD
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    henpecked_hal Playing I Spy With My Little Eye with my daughter, who has now spied "something white" for three consecutive turns. Please send beer.
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    Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric Interviewer: do you have any special talents? Me:

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