‘What is wrong with you?’: Hilarious text exchange between friends goes viral after one friend admits he never washes his dishes, he just throws them away instead

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Bar Mor Hazut • Senior Editor
Feb 25, 2025 10:00 AM EST

Look, we all have that one weird friend who has so many unhinged habits, that we stop giving them attention at some point. If they can go through life doing the most bizarre things, yet still manage to become full-grown adults, who are we to judge? 

Except, once in a while, a new habit will come to life, that we simply cannot ignore. Something completely unimaginable, that has to be addressed. How can they be allowed to go about life just doing this one thing, and not have at least one person comment on it? Impossible, they simply have to be put in place.

That is what happened in the text exchange down below. The conversation started when Jakob admitted to his friend, the one who posted the screenshots, that whenever he doesn't feel like washing his ceramic plates and mugs, he just throws them into the trash.

Yep, you read that right. Instead of washing his dishes like a normal adult, Jakob collects enough ceramic plates and mugs so he can throw out dirty ones whenever he feels like it.

Once his friend heard of this insane habit, she had to confront him. And so this hilarious and incredibly sarcastic text exchange was born…

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  • 01
    My friend throws away their ceramic plates instead of washing them
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  • 02
    Like fine China? 21:46 CTA 1:12)000 No, like just bowls and plates that i can't be bothered to wash. 21:47 000 24 No, ceramic 21:48 Q What the 21:47 Like 21:47 / Plastic plates or 21:47 That's horrendous???? 21:48 That's so wasteful??? 21:48 ✓ Why are you doing that 21:48
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    Because i don't wanna wash it? 21:50 No 21:50 Then wash it later??? 21:50 ✓ You're wasting so much money???? HHH 21:50 What the f is wrong with you??? 21:50 Im not buying more bowls. 21:50 <
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    No 21:50 Im not buying more bowls 21:50 They genuinely just keep appearing 21:50 000 No 21:50 What the do you mean 21:51 24 You chuck ceramics away 21:51 ✓ Like my dad and brother keeps buying them and getting them gifted 21:51 Because you can't be bothered to wash them? Yes 21:51 Correct 21:51 21:51 ✓
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  • 05
    You'll have weetabix and then throw it away 21:51 What the fok is wrong with you 21:51 Not every time obviously 21:51 Eu 0 田 No 21:51 No 21:51 21:51 I have never done that
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    42 Evee 21:51 Ever 21:51 Not even once 21:51 But yes weetabix bowl that i forgot to rinse out is a high contender for the bin when the weetabix has gone dry and got hard on the bowl. 21:52 Soak it??? 21:52 Or I can just chuck it??? 21:52
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    Jakob Work Why not just soak? 21:52 Or I can just chuck it??? NO BECAUSE THEN ALL YOUR PLATES WOULD GO WELL I STILL HAVE PLATES DONT I 21:53 21:52
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    No 21:53 But plates are like 15 quid a piece 21:53 Listen, nothing will top you pouring water on your carpet in your room because you don't want it anymore 21:53 >>> A
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    Listen 21:57 Listen to me 21:57 I have curse 21:57 1:13 No 21:57 000 You're stupid 21:57 I always come into ceramics 21:57 Im alone downstairs 21:57 You are stupid 21:58 Currently i myself own 6 plates and 5 bowls. 21:58
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    о O Listen 21:57 Listen to me 21:57 I have curse 21:57 1:13 No 21:57 000 You're stupid 21:57 W I always come into ceramics 21:57 Im alone downstairs 21:57 You are stupid 21:58 Currently i myself own 6 plates and 5 bowls. O 21:58 You are so stupid 21:58 am I gonna do with all that 21:58 You are so horrendously stupid 21:58 ✓ You're jealous 21:58 No im not 21:58 / You're too weak to understand 21:58 Genuinely 21:58 I'm actually livid your brain works like
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    O DD O You are so stupid 21:58 Wam I gonna do with all that 21:58 You are so horrendously stupid 21:58 You're jealous 21:58 No im not 21:58 You're too weak to understand 21:58 Genuinely 21:58 I'm actually livid your brain works like 0
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  • We loved how these two friends felt comfortable enough to mess with each other over this unhinged subject, and we truly enjoyed reading their hilariously heated conversation, we hope you did too! We also hope that Jakob might take some of what his friend said to heart, and maybe buy some plastic plates for the future…

    Keep scrolling to read what other people had to say about this whole exchange.

  • 12
    djpandajr I need to see the next line. Why are you too weak to understand?
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    angelic_venom OP You're too weak to understand Genuinely 21:58 21:58 2 I'm actually livid your brain works like this It's a power move 21:58 I own the bowl 21:58 000 BOD I do what I want with the bowl 21:59 21:58 00 It gets too dirty? Then daddy doesn't want it anymore. DD 21:59
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  • 14
    Obvious-Abroad-3150 If they keep respawning like Sports Direct mugs then I'm with your friend.
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    angelic venom OP Wasteful child 13:17 With your plate garbaging 13:17 ✓ I literally got another cup today... 13:19 Ceramic mug... 13:19 From my dad's work, they gave him a gift basket thing 13:19 This is hilarious 13:21 Why do you have an affinity for ceramic 13:21
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  • 16
    BigWhiteLoadz Excuse me what did you do to your rug
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    angelic venom OP When I was like 14 when I had unwanted water in my room I just used to spill it on the carpet (yes I was a grotty little child. and I have turned into an equally repugnant adult)
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    Different-Pin-9234 'You're too weak to understand' D
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  • 20
    johnwynnes "I always come into ceramics" is extremely funny
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  • 21
    LetMeHaveUrDdFlesh Gift your friend 1000 paper plates and confiscate everything else
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  • 22
    AryaBanana no but while i understand it is strange i don't know why you're so riled up. i thought you were roommates at first and you paid for some of it but if that's not the case then why is it being taken so personally
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    angelic_venom OP I'm not taking it personally, we are just very close and comfortable with talking to eachother like that
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  • 24
    DeliciousDoubleDip are they rich or something??
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  • 25
    angelic_venom OP No he's not which makes it infinitely worse
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