A Toy Box of Parenting Memes for Moms and Dads Constantly Cleaning Up After Chaotic Children

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    My child who now wears 5T, but their favorite pajamas are 3T @themommyscoop S
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    Me: OK one more book then it's time for bed... My toddler: We're done when I say we're done THE DAD
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    That little look you give each other when the kids are acting crazy, but you're still really glad you made them.
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    Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle No one prepares you for the real hidden expense of parenthood, and I'm not talking about childcare. It's the fruit.
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    THE DAD The Dad → @thedad When I'm trying to walk around in my house: Tripping over shoes nonstop because kids leave them everywhere When I'm trying to get kids out of the house: No shoes to be found, a barren shoeless desert, a tumbleweed rolls by
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    when you use a non-stick pan but the scrambled eggs still stick I'll get you for this, Pan!
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    When a baby is crying and you want to give it back to its mom but you are the mom.
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    *toddler bedtime* What I am actually reading vs. what it feels like I am reading: NOOW GOODNIGHT by Margaret Wise Brown Pictures by Clement Hurd @STELLAONMYMIND
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    My sister had her first son today, I caught a rare moment between two fathers.
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    ARCASTIC Sm MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 I love Sunday nights because that's the night I ask my kids if they have any homework that needs to get done & always get a resounding "NO!" And then someone will be asking for printer paper at 11pm.
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    My kid: I'M OUT OF THE SHOWER! Me *walking into the bathroom: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    First-time moms and their monthly baby pics @momwithaboysname
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    When your kid stops saying a word like they did when they were little [sobbing uncontrollably] THE DAD
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    Upside Dad @UpsideDad If you're thinking of having kids, please know that my 8 year old is currently sobbing because my 5 year old won't let him talk to his pet balloon.
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    The mom I wanted to be: The mom Il became: @MOMMYMEMEJEANS
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    Actual picture of me throwing away old toys while my kids. are gone.
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    NEVER FORGET Schmrrrrrlex @alexlumaga wife: our son just said "deez nuts' to me me: okay. how was his timing? wife: excuse me me: like was it funny in context
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    *Trying to share something with my kids about my own childhood* My kids: @MOMMYMEMEJEANS
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    terrillcharming My daughter found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped her arms around me and whispered, "Is it because of your hairline?" Now I'm crying for two reasons.
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    Me: Did you get into the markers? Kid: Combe DEC sharmon OM OS Poob s THE DAD
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    Me: I can't wait for the kids to go to bed, so I can finally get stuff done. Me [10 minutes after they pass out]: RAMBLIN MAMA
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    WHEN MY DAUGHTER GIVES @SHEPENSBLOG ME A SASSY RESPONSE You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?
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    When you finally got the baby to sleep but now you can't reach your phone. Scary
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    Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix A good way to prepare for parenting is to talk to rocks because children have similar listening habits.
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