46 Priceless Antiques Roadshow Captions That Auctioned for a Profit

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Ally Perry • Writer and Editor
Feb 27, 2025 4:00 PM EST

It's hard not to love Antiques Roadshow, aka peak weekday daytime television that you used to watch as a kid when you were sick and your mom let you stay home from school. It has everything you could want from a TV program you might want to watch when you have a low-grade fever, complete with the visual interest of all the random garbage people have found in their garages and the suspense of finding out if they are actually worth serious cash. If it teaches any lessons, it's that you never know what you might find lurking in an elderly relative's attic, and wow, there are a lot of weird objects in the world that certain people will pay a lot of money for. It's also fun to take the things that they appraise out of context and create fake captions for them, as can be seen here. All of these objects tell a story.

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    Sassiest Statue On Earth ARI (You Can't Afford It, Honey) @KeatonPatti
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    AR Your New God $2,000-$3,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Art We Poured Syrup Over $5,000-$6,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR The Worst Thing We Could Find $0.05-$0.06
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    AR Photobomb Fish (1916) $12,000-$15,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Sword That Is Also Senator of Utah $52,000-$55,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR LUSHO NTRE That Sweet Denim A $5,000-$7,000 @KeatonPatti
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    No.7 SUPERMAN (100 WORLD'S GREATEST ADVENTURE-STRIP CHARACTER (10) No. 31 A WORLDS LARGEST SELLING COMIC MAGAZINE CTION COMICSE AR Knockoff Dilbert Comics $200-$400 @KeatonPatti
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    AR X Instagram Circa 1895 $12,000-$15,000 @KeatonPatti ELRY
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    AR FRASIER Original Frasier Robot $100,000-$300,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR AR HE'S THE GUY THE GALS FORGOT HIS STYLE AR WAS SMOOTH HIS CHIN WAS NOT Burma Shave Original Magna Carta $60,000-$75,000 @KeatonPatti
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    Two Guys Who Can't Look at a Camera AR $500-$800 @KeatonPatti
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    Campbells Campbells World! Cucken with Rice AR CONDENSE Manhandler Chili Beef WITH BEANS Campbelis CONCERTER Chicken with Rice Cans Signed By Soup Inventor, Mr. Soup $25,000-$40,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR B HILLS Dads Talking About Steely Dan $27-$30 @KeatonPatti
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    *** DOLLS ints TEES Where's This Comcast Guy? (1911) AR $6,000-$7,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Old Lady Who Can Hold Things $9,000-$10,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR www HOBBIT HOBBIT TOLKIEN The Hobbit, Spread Eagle $300-$600 @KeatonPatti
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    "Ow, My Knees!" Chest AR $3,000-$6,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR HAIM (original members) $3,000-$5,000 @KeatonPatti
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    Covetous Lamp Ladies AR $1,000-$2,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR ANTIQUES ROADSHOW ANTIQUES ROADSHOW "Just Put The Stars Wherever" Flag $600-$800 @KeatonPatti
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    Plate With Better Credit Than You AR $23,000-$30,000 @KeatonPatti
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    WORK ARTH FURNI AR This $10,000-$15,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR II WED JEWELRY Either of These Things $50-$75 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Our Family Treasure Literally All Of This $350-$400 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Ugh, Not These F $25-$50 S @KeatonPatti
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    AR Cats Won't Shut The F $9,000-$11,000 |(1964) @KeatonPatti
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    AR Original Air Force One $75,000-$80,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR www A Wes Anderson's Children $6,000-$8,000 @KeatonPatti
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    ANTS TOT BOR AV AR Terrible Portrait of FDR $25-$50 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Clock Being Mansplained To $5,000-$6,000 @KeatonPatti
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    BOSTON CHASCAY WRIGHT PHOTOCRAPHIC CARO BOSTON AR BOSTON 3000 Tarot Cards $400-$500 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Babies Di Without Soup (1880) $4,000-$6,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR The 5th Gorillaz Member $2,500-$4,500 @KeatonPatti
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    Springfield, Ill. Jum 18. 1860. How. William Jones My dear Sev. Your very kind letter of the gth was receivia peveral days I have not yet deter= ago- Menior difinitely, but may impression that I will not leave from de carvan de would, eine ring. deca, this he vez pleasant to meet my old Spencer County friends; Letter Lincoln Wrote to His Hat AR www $2,000-$3,000 @KeatonPatti
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    RTS AR Place Without a CVS (1873) $25,000-$30,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Adam & Eve's Pizza Cutters $7,000-$9,000 @KeatonPatti
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    STARWARE RETURNEDI A long time ago in a galaxy for for away. AR STAR Sh Without Jar Jar $0 @KeatonPatti Ancient Art 2222222
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    ON ROUGE NORMAN'S CHART OF THE LOWER MISSISSIPPI RIVER BYA.PERSAC.)) Published by BU Neman NEW ORLEANS, LA ((3060) Mississippi River's High School Diploma $12,000-$15,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    AR Truly Horrible Chessboard $20-$25 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Swan Just Learning it's a Vase $2,000-$4,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Just a Terrible Centaur $250-$300 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Harry Bertoia Scuptor Dry Spaghetti and the Book It Wrote $13,000-$15,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Doll Finding Out It's Not a Barbie $3,000-$5,000 @KeatonPatti
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    AR Pig From When They Had Wheels $3,000-$5,000 @KeatonPatti
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    Loud Flower $2,000-$5,000
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