‘I hope I wasted his time’: Entitled realtor refuses to move his car after parking it in a resident's private spot, resident finds a clever way to dissuade potential buyers as payback

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    "Realtor parked in my spot, so I made sure your buyer was dissuaded."

    For context, I lived in a condo where we all have assigned parking spots, and there are several visitor spots sprinkled throughout.
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    Well, one day I came home in the middle of a weekday so the vast majority of parking spaces were empty. So, I was very confused as to why a large (unfamiliar) SUV
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    was in my spot. Now we get the occasional visitor that mistakenly (or purposefully) parks in whatever spot they want. With this in mind, I parked right behind him,
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    and approached the window. to ask him how long he was planning to be there. He said 45 minutes. I asked him if he could move to a visitor spot (there were some directly
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    across from mine). He said NO in the rudest and shrillest voice I had ever heard come out of a man. Then he started going off about how he's a realtor,
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    about how he's a realtor, he's showing this house (the door to which is directly in front of my spot), the property management said to park here in this spot (I
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    highly doubt that), and so on and so on. I decided that I didn't have any time or energy for Karens that day, and in the middle of his ranting, I just said "ok then" and walked away to go park in a visitor spot.
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    Rode people irritate me, especially if they're defending their behavior. So I promptly took my revenge. My window faces the parking lot, so I set
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    up my speaker on the window sill and started blasting hard core rap music for about half an hour, in the hopes that the buyer decided our quiet little
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    community wasn't quiet enough for them. I figured the vast majority of my neighbors were at work anyway, so 30 minutes of loud music wasn't going to annoy anyone too much.
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    I hope I wasted a bunch of his time. Maybe don't be r de to complete strangers. EDIT: To those asking why I didn't get him towed. I had
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    tried in the past for other offenders. However, the HOA had not contracted with any specific companies and the companies I had called wouldn't touch any cars on a private multifamily property that they weren't assigned to.
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    FOR SALE +
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    KnightInGreyArmor My realtor was the opposite, he parked in a spot in a busy community, when he noticed someone eyeing his spot he ran out apologized
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    and moved his car. He also will leave a business card so he can be called to move his car.
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    CoderJoe1 All fun and games until the hard-core rappers move in because they think they found their community.
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    awalktojericho Should have parked behind and called a tow truck
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    lastunicorn 76 Why didn't you get him towed that's your assigned spot not a free for all.
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    (C (C Rapidfire 1960 You should have followed him to where he was showing and started screaming at him about your parking spot in front of the potential buyer! ☺ ☺
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    9lobaldude No commission for you, NEXT!
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    Bulky Marsupial35... Draw a chalk outline by their door
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    ultradip Flatten two tires. Let them call for their own tow.

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