35+ of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (February 28, 2025)

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    My party searching for the group of remorseless killers terrorizing the countryside WANTED MANIAC
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    the dm Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid-- the players I had more, but you go ahead.
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    Players DM What about Long rest? You've already had it. We've had one, yes. What about second Long rest
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    Dm Rolling the ghest initiative the Barbarian goes first, what do you do? Rogue New player u/Spinkinging r/dndmemes Pretty standard combat stuff, watch this, next he's gonna say "I rage Barbarian "I rage" Fighter
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    Choose your class: Fighter Paladin Specialist HIV Mage Warrior Assassin
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    nukachemistry dungeons and dragons expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc reality: It's Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms trilllizard420 The Gang F s Up The DM's Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue Source: nukachemistry 28,179 notes D 14
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    Good-Aligned Party Just so you know, if you go to prison, Shawn, I will not wait for you. CN Rogue You won't have to. I'll escape, we both know that. /r/DnDMemes /u/iCeCoCaCoLa64ty
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    When the party gets a quest to solve the mystery of the two weirdos who broke into the bank and turned all the money into eggs. AR DASH Wizard and Rogue who drank way too much last night
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    When the Druid and the Barbarian have had too much to drink and team up to wreck sh. fb.com/dndmemes 3
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    Me waiting for the GM to finish describing the scene before I cast fireball thirty times.
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    being better than humans Dwarves Elves Elves
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    Justice Arman @justicearman My first DM didn't have any minis, so he would use gummies or other snacks. We liked this bc whoever killed the foe got to eat it. It was very primal. The height of drama was a boss fight in which he placed a HUGE DONUT on the battlemap in front of five hungry college kids. #dnd • • 12:15 PM 29 Mar 21 Twitter for Android
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    Darkmessiah Today at 7:22 PM Playing DnD is not hard you just roll dice and then say something insane and the DM sighs
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    necrofuturism dnd spell: vicious mochrie - summons an enraged balding canadian to improv melee damage at your enemies (roll for comedic effect) if you have a bag of holding you can give him two items to use as props.
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    Emmanuel Clement's Brain @IdealTrajectory DM: Read the spell description for me? BARD: You materialize a 20' long, 10' high, 5' thick barrier of magical force centered on a point within range. Any creatures who make contact with the barrier must make a WIS save or be charmed. DM: Cool! BARD: Anyway here's Wonder Wall 4:40 PM 2/8/19 Twitter Web Client 1,392 Retweets 3,121 Likes
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    itsthighnoon Follow i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like "hey what's your bard's swimming speed?" and get this reaction every time gay fear quasikool Follow "You touch it? Ok cool. Remind me, who is your God?"
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    Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP
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    The six (6) D&D characters Greasy Wizard Man ™ Smol and Stabby How Did This Sweet Cinnamon Roll Get In With The Murder Hobos? Bard Fancy Wizard Man ™ HULK SMASH
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    mirrorfalls Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon "master" is given complete control and "players" must do whatever dark things are demanded of them. Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You've all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn't work. I'm begging you.
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    marxism-leninism-utenaism Follow thinkin' about girl wizards again marxism-leninism-utenaism Follow NOT witches. witches are responsible and ecologically knowledgeable and stuff like that. wizards are like "hee hoo i am going to do inadvisable magics"
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    warlocks their patron, requesting a favor the party
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    Warforged: *fails their third death save* The Party: Oven! Nooo!!
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    DM: Why don't we all introduce our characters? Player 1: This is my human fighter, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Player 2:....you guys are not gonna believe this.
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    When the Bard's history modifier is higher than the wizard's thanks to Jack of All Trades johnnyjoestarrelatable do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from redplanetofmars Source(s): Dude trust me
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    Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger i always imagine #dnd wizards to be a bit like wine purists FIGHTER: we need a fire spell, now! WIZARD: oho well this *is* interesting (opens book) aganazzar's scorcher? incendiary cloud? perhaps a quick 'essaim de météores', if that's not too robust at this time of day-
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    When the Moral Compass™ of the party joins the fight "I'd like to go on record as being opposed to the use of violence being used for purposes of conflict resolution, however."
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    Alix E. Harrow @AlixEHarrow i respect that fantasy as a genre has simply refused to standardize the spelling of "fairy." faerie. fae. fay. fair folk. fayrie. just an F followed by whatever vowels you have in your heart 10:25 AM 22 Feb 22 Twitter Web App . .
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    What the DM provides: What the players come up with
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    dungeonsanddecafcoffee Yeah I play D&D D-Coming to terms with a part of yourself and exploring weird parts of your personality while your friend pretends to be a goblin & D-Dice hording Source: dungeonsanddecafcoffee
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    The Players Look, I've been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. A simple puzzle which doesn't involve killing There's nothing about this I understand
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    Shouldn't Necromancers be buff? Why would they be? They do so much deadlifting
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    Dutch Master Gaming @Dutch MasterTV Annoying your Dungeon Master beyond belief yet still maintaining a friendship SportsCenter @SportsCenter 1h What's something that ISN'T a sport, but still FEELS like a sport? 4:40 PM - 12 Nov 20 Twitter for Android L
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    Winging it That one place with meticulously crafted plot, taylored encounters, detailed location descriptions and set dressing Winging It
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    Will you please listen? I'm not a plot hook! HE IS A PLOT HOOK!
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    championoftheravenqueen Bards are too powerful. They can learn mass suggestion. All they have to do is yell "Everybody clap your hands!" and make up to 12 people do the Cha Cha slid for 24 hours championoftheravenqueen At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a 7th-level spell slot, the duration is 10 days. When you use an 8th-level spell slot, the duration is 30 days. When you use a 9th-level spell slot, the duration is a year and a day. a level 20 bard can force you to do the Cha Cha S
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    AHOY no matter how inadequate you feel if your players are excited to show up each week you are a great DM

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