40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 1, 2025)

JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor

Mar 1, 2025 9:00 AM EST

There's an element of compulsion that keeps us coming back to Twitter. Maybe we've tried to swear it off, and then we get that pesky little urge that causes our fingers to click around again. Maybe a big event is happening (like it will tomorrow) and you want to get in on the discourse while the getting is good.

Maybe someone sent you a tweet and you want to poke around to see if there's anything else good. In any case, you've made your way there. You're giving yourself over to scrolling, to feed that dopamine receptor and to make yourself feel better. And sometimes it works. Sometimes you see a string of tweets so good that it gives you faith in humanity. But sometimes you see some thread of discourse so abysmal that you lose faith in humanity just as fast. Faster, even. This is why you come to Memebase, to skip all the bad stuff.

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We aim to bring you only the cream of the crop of the website formerly known as Twitter. You can skip all the AI bots and people arguing about child-free weddings. This is only the funny stuff. Only the relevant stuff. Only the stuff that makes you feel good.
01
Ms. Moneybags

via @Staceballs
02
Who's that lil guy

via @mariokartdwi
03
Deacon Marinara Meataballa

via @noahpasaran
04
It's the balance of the universe

via @BobTheSuit
05
True that

via @postsbyb
06

via @whiskeysodapapi
07

via @PallaviGunalan
08

via @callme_amani
09

via @SluggaSports
10

via @randomrecruiter
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via @alyssalimp
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via @TheMAURYShow
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via @picklevols
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via @lifeinchaos_
15

via @stats_feed
16

via @superkeara
17

via @TheAndrewNadeau
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via @sir12304
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via @LookAtMyMeat1
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via @jiratickets
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via @nataliestwt
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via @skooookum
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via @girlinabasement
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via @equine_dentist
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via @samoyed_online
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via @yeeeerika
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via @aubreystrobel
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via @douglaschu_
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via @contextmxnster
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via @carlaxnxx
31

via @TampaBayTre
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via @HoopMixOnly
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via @redford
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via @revivemeqt
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via @ayeejuju
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via @lokymann
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via @jackcorrbit
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via @lilkd4wg
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via @spellgage
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via @jennasaysquoi
41

via @LoveNLunchmeat