It's a relief when prospective lovers show you their true colors.
Waiving their red flags like banner, women can always spot a bad egg from a mile away—as long as they're forthcoming in their debauchery. This waitress was lucky enough to see a man's true self almost immediately and, like many women who are solicited for spicy photos too soon, she cleverly pivoted her response.
We've all been in this position: You like a guy, you give him your number, and you let spontaneity take control. Well, in the rare case that you actually snag a keeper, this is all terrific news, but more often than not, you've just given your number to a weirdo or a downright creep. Especially if you're working in the service industry, customers will mistake your kindness for flirting, taking your relationship farther in their mind's eye while you're bussing tables and collecting tips. Keep reading for the full story of how a witty woman put a rogue male customer in his place after he asked for some saucy photos before their first date. You got it, Buddy!
Hint: He did not appreciate her cleverly mused puns.