33 Dungeons & Dragons Memes That Crit You Right in the Funny Bone

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    20 20 DO YOU 20 EVEN CRIT?
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    DM: There is a cave nearby filled with thieving goblins. Cleric: So? DM: They're atheists. Cleric:
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    My party: No one has to get hurt, we'll just sneak past the guards. My party 5 minutes later:
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    When the DM mentions that there is something in the shadows, and everyone failed their perception check Everyone: *Confused screaming*
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    When you roll a nat 1 and stab the cleric: Y tho
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    Derailing the campaign Chaotic Neutrals 40
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    Shit My Players Say shitmyplayerssay CLERIC >>Why don't we just open up the coffin and see what's inside?<< WIZARD >> Are you sure you're a man of god?<<
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    A kind, caring NPC who genuinely just wants to help INSIGHT CHECK The entire party
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    The Party: We have to be stealthy DM: Sure, Roll for Stealth Me, a 22AC Paladin: LUCASFILM THX
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    Emmanuel Clement's Brain @IdealTrajectory DM: Read the spell description for me? BARD: You materialize a 20' long, 10' high, 5' thick barrier of magical force centered on a point within range. Any creatures who make contact with the barrier must make a WIS save or be charmed. DM: Cool! BARD: Anyway here's Wonder Wall 4:40 PM 2/8/19 - Twitter Web Client 1,392 Retweets 3,121 Likes
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    dungeons_and_memez • Follow "Why are you interrupting my long rest? I need my spells, Ernie." "But Bert, I rolled a 2 on Perception during my watch and the DM laughed."
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    THERE'S AN NPC CLOSE THE GATE! Imgflip.com OPEN THE GATE! HE'S ALMOST DEFINITELY EVIL HE'S GOT OPEN THE GATE A REALLY A LITTLE! FUNNY VOICE
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    Bobbins searches the cave. you FIND A GLOWING ROCK- I take the rock, and- I FOUND A SPECIAL ROCK!!! MAKE A CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW. uh- oh! HARI DRAWS
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    THE DM DESCRIBING BACKGROUND NPCS WHO WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE PART OF THE CAMPAIGN THE PARTY Who's that? Who is that? I want a name. imgflip.com
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    When the DM asks the Barbarian to add up their own damage rolls 248 +208 4416
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    DM: (explaining critical plot points that will definitely come up later in the campaign) PC's: u/Spinkinging rdndmemes % 0 INTEREST
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    When you ask to exam an item and the dm says "so you touch it?" imgflip.com EMERGENCY EXIT (chuckles) I'm in danger.
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    Player interested in the lore of my world: "What are the names of the cities and countries in your campaign?" Me, a DM: r/DnDMemes
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    When the Rogue's first action of the session is a stealth roll DM @MemelinTheBard Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
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    Attacking the Guard Tripping the man with a concussion 3 i sleep 20 u/TigerKirby215 real crit
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    The rest of the party 000 The bards doing an impromptu performance of YMCA to try to convince the guard to not arrest us The guard that made the mistake of repeatedly using the phrase young man'
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    "being a DM is not stressing at all" John - 26 yrs old
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    MONSTER MANUAL ANUAL DUNGEONS & DRAGONS® A menagerie of deadly monsters for the world's greatest roleplaying game
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    Me Dnd memes Everyone else
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    WHEN YOUR BARD GETS A CRITICAL HIT
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    "HE IS CRIPPLED AND SCREAMING IN AGONY SO NO YOU CAN'T USE DIPLOMACY NOW" ADDTEXT.COM
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    DM 2 damage level one wizard
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    Things to say that will. always start a fight. Let me just check the players handbook
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    MY PARTY imgflip.com HOSTILE ANIMALS IS THIS A TAMABLE PET? 百位
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    New person that rolled up a rogue and immediately is stealing the party's stuff veteran paladin player
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    When you're a town guard and you just saw one of those adventurers who killed a dragon steal a healing potion] DICE PRIORI
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    DM: "Alright, Roll persuasion to see if they give you a discount." The Party: *rolls* DM: "Yeah, That's not gonna do it." The Party: Shame.
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    WHEN YOU SLIP THE DM $20 UNDER THE TABLE

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