17 All New Texts From Mittens That Will Make You LOL

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Nov 12, 2017 10:00 AM EST

Mittens has been texting non-stop and we have gotten all the latest drama from the kitten! Check it out here! 

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    Text - 0o Furizon 1:45 PM Mittens Messages My napping spot was stolen! What do you mean? For the last few days, I napped in a sunny spot beside the coffee table, but now it's disappeared! The spot's still there- it's just not sunny today. Nice theory,but I think the dog's behind this. I'm checking under his bed. You're overreacting. #stillchecking OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - oo Furizon 9:55 AM Mittens Messages I need to confront you about something. What's your beef, Mitty? Would you please stop touching me while I'm sleeping? The Mittens needs his sleep! Oh, you mean like how you walk all over me and paw at my face while I'm sleeping? Touché Also, was there a mention of beef? OTexts from Mittens C
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    Text - oo Furizon 9:23 AM Mittens Messages I took a nap on Earl's new bed, but I didn't like it. #filthyhound Why did you nap on it? I was testing it. For what? Testing purposes. You liked it, Mittens If you're so convinced that I liked it, maybe I should test it again. #ForScience OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - oo Furizon 5:52 AM Mittens Messages You hate me. No, I'm sleeping. You want me to starve. Of course I don't. I'l look for some crumbs on the kitchen floor. Mittens, remember we set the clocks back? I'l feed you in an hour. But I'll be too weak to eat in an hour. You hate me. OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - oo Furizon 10:01 AM Messages Mittens Are you still thinking about the Halloween costume debacle? Ive moved on to bigger and better things. That's good to hear. Thanksgiving is this month, right? Right. Then where's the gravy? #iamconfused Waiting. Still waiting. OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - oo Furizon 10:05 AM Mittens Messages Mitty, are you awake? Barely. You, Stumpy, and Fiona sure did go a little crazy with the treats. My Luke Skywalker costume is torn from partying and Fiona lost her Leia buns. I don't think I'll party with my friends next year. Maybe you'll go Solo? Goodbye OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - oo Furizon 3:11 PM Mittens Messages Plans tonight? I thought we could snuggle up and watch scary movies. What kind of scary movies? Ones about vacuum cleaners? No. Doorbells? Ones about haunted houses. Haunted by vacuum cleaners? OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - o0 Furizon 9:33 AM Mittens Messages Are you finished being sick? I think so, Mittens. Oh. You want me to be sick? No. You want me constantly on the sofa covered by a cozy blanket? Yes. For example OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - Furizon 3G 1:03 PM Mittens Edit Messages I think I need glasses. Why? Because l'll look smarter. Then you don't "need" them. Plus, they'd probably fall off in the litter box. How about a monocle, just for when company's over? You can think about it. So can I have a monocle? OTexts from Mittens Send O
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    Text - 12:02 PM o0 Furizon Mittens Messages Mittens, my blue work shirt had cat hair all over it this morning. And? I asked you not to sleep on my work clothes. You asked a CAT not to sleep on an available piece of human clothing. #YouSlayMe I had to press it and remove the cat hair this morning. Didn't I already press it? #YouAreWelcome O OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - oo Furizon 11:02 AM Mittens Messages You're having a football party on Sunday? Just a few friends over. I'l be under the bed, but come get me when the "foot" part happens. Football is on TV. So your friends don't have feet? Shoe-less and aromatic feet? They have feet. Then come get me when the "foot" part happens. OTexts from Mittens C
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    Text - oo Furizon 12:03 PM Mittens Messages I want to play a musical instrument. Like what, Mittens? The harp. It's fancy and there are lots of strings. Those are kind of expensive. You make plenty of music on the spring doorstop. Doorstop? I'm offended! You want me to be musically illiterate! So you think I really sound good? OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - oo Furizon 1:45 PM Mittens Messages Isn't it about time to bring out your electric blanket? Not quite, Mittens. #electricblanket I'll wait until it's a colder. You're happy that The Mittens is turning into a popsicle? You're not. Right. I'm way fancier than a popsicle. #gelato #electricblanket. OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - o00 Furizon 9:02 AM Mittens Messages I saw Grandma looking at a catalog filled with cat Halloween costumes She loves looking for festive costumes for you! She'll have to look hard. What do you mean? Let's just say that catalog makes fine confetti. Mittens! You and Grandma want me to be festive and now you're mad? #confusing OTexts from Mittens C
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    Text - oo Furizon 9:55 AM Mittens Messages You closed my window this morning. It was pretty chilly, Mittens. But I couldn't smell the morning air! I'll open it for you when I get home. But that's evening air! Today is the worst day ever. "Airing" your grievances? #NotFunny #You HateMe OTexts from Mittens
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    Text - o0 Furizon 7:14 AM 75% Mittens Messages I thought you didn't want me on the kitchen table. I don't, Mittens. Then why did you put little cat beds there? What? There are four little cat beds on the table. Oh, the new placemats Well they're working because I've taken my place on each one of them today. a Texts from Mittens Send
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    Text - 11:13 AM ooo Furizon Back Mittens Today 10:55 AM What time is it? 11:00 My phone says it's 10:55 If you know what time it is, why are you asking me? I was testing you. What? Why? Grandma told me you were coming home right now to bring me treats. Not true. Why would you lie? #StillTestingYou OTexts from Mittens Send
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