An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Sausage Dogs That Are Too Cute to Waddle Away From

Howdy, friends and animal fam. There are some dogs that get all the limelight, like golden retrievers, for example. They are the dogs that everyone thinks about when they think of "good boys". Maybe it's their singular golden brain cell that provides all of their derpy pawsonalities, or pawhaps it's their regal floofiness that sets them apart from others. But times are changing and we think it's time to introduce a new doggo to replace these golden good boys. The dogs we suggest are lusciously long, very friendly, and have irresistibly boopable noses: the sausage dog.

Take us out to the ball game because we're serving up an all-you-can-eat buffet of sausage dogs that are here to convince you that they deserve some time in the spotlight. They're just as cute, they fit on your lap, and they basically waddle when they walk because of their length. It's quite pawssibly the cutest thing we've ever seen. So go take a walk, goldens, a new good boy is in town and he's here to stay!

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