The Paw Pawrent’s Guide to Getting Away With Pretending to Throw the Ball

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Mar 22, 2025 2:00 PM EDT

Look, we all know that being a paw pawrent is the greatest joy a hooman can know in this life. But there are downsides to the responsibility of pawrenthood, much like there is with anything in life. And today we are taking a look at ways that might offer you a little respite when out for a walk with your doting doggo, such that your arms do not tire from having to constantly throw the ball.

Now, we know what you must be thinking, how is this possible? My dog always knows when i have faked a ball throw. Or won't my dog get mad at me for pretending to throw the ball. But we promise you that with the techniques catpurred in this comprehensive guide, you will not only be able to easily pretend to throw the ball, but you and your cute canine will be closer than ever. 

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  • Now, this is one of the simplest ways to get away with pretending to throw the ball. Because the more time you spend with your doting doggo the less they will concentrate on the ball and the more they will concentrate on you. However, this is of course the bare minimum and in all likelihood, you will have to throw the ball for real. 

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  • While the aim of this list is to help you reach a point that you can fake throwing balls for your pup, there is another side to this situation in which things can get a little problematic. And that is when your cute canine becomes convinced that you have indeed thrown the ball but it has now disappeared under a piece of furniture. Their delusions of hidden balls can get so bad they call the authorities…

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