40 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 22, 2025)

JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor

Mar 22, 2025 12:00 PM EDT

Sending out a tweet is like saying a joke in front of a group of people. Odds are you thought about it, crafted it (for at least a split second), and think it's going to resonate with others. You hope that it doesn't immediately fall flat, but it might. You have no way of knowing because you've probably never said it before. The order of your words matter, the way you say them, and how they sound to others are all make-or-break factors of your line sinking or swimming.

Same thing with Twitter. You put something out there in the hopes that someone else will pick it up. Worst case scenario, though, it falls upon unwilling ears. And then nothing happens and life moves on. Or maybe, in rare cases, you lose some amount of cache in your community. But usually, you're just then left to go home, wipe the clown makeup off of your face, and try to do better next time. Or arrange for a new passport and a trip out of the country.

These tweets have all found good and willing audiences. They didn’t fall flat, leaving the room silent and uncomfortable. They soared, making everyone laugh, feel heard, and generally feel good about things.
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This time is different

via @ponderingssss
02
Big brained

via @RadishHarmers
03
It's decorative, you cretin

via @natemcgrady
04
No way

via @mehran_jalali
05
The devil's sound

via @ResilienceX3
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via @YallLuvCris
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via @ReddCinema
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via @ToolGirl18
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via @greg16676935420
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via @HeroDividend
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via @soren_iverson
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via @mooncatvivi
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via @cxnnevia
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via @ginnyhogan_
15

via @lokymann
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via @skipppppy_art
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via @coldcallsniper
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via @kwameaddoobiri_
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via @NC_Renic
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via @dieworkwear
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via @its_staceym
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via @ClubStauskas
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via @afrocosmist
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via @TheMovieMermaid
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via @TheCinesthetic
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via @NylaRoseBeast
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via @benzaehringer
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via @soursillypickle
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via @hammerito
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via @CaptainCons
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via @Gabrus
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via @1800ghostman
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via @Viggie_Smalls93
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via @JEllulz
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via @t_sadiity
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via @cruisequeeeen
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via @dirtman191
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via @MelvinofYork
39

via @lycragun
40

via @SabotagedSmoke