preacher: nice bike johnny is that what you prayed for Sunday Johnny: naw, I didn't think Jesus worked that way, so i stole the bike and prayed for forgiveness...

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Woman refuses her mother-of-two colleague’s demands for unpaid, non-work-related errands and babysitting every weekend: ‘Just because I don’t have children doesn’t mean my time is worthless’

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