'Thank you, I haven't dunked my face in ice water in nearly three hours': Male lifestyle influencer's 5 hour long, 4 AM start morning routine gets mocked by the internet

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Ally Perry • Writer and Editor
Mar 24, 2025 12:00 PM EDT

In the land of content creation, the quotidian is big business. It turns out that many people want nothing more than to watch other people go about their daily lives, or at least what they claim is their daily lives, so long as it is aspirational in some form or another. It also just so happens to be a great way to shoehorn in some not-so-subtle product placement. It's a win for both the influencer and the desperately dopamine-seeking masses.

The thing that conveniently gets skipped over by these kinds of creators and their serious audiences is how unnatural the whole process is. They set up their camera to film themselves pretending to wake up and the day only gets more absurd from there. The upside is that is genre of video has become such a bizarre, self-sustaining ecosystem that the very best of it is the kind of satire comedians could only dream of making.

 

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  • This is what Twitter thought when a TikTok video of one fitness and lifestyle influencer's ridiculous morning routine went mega-viral on the platform. It included such highlights as apparently spending four minutes in mid-air when diving into a pool at 7 AM, an obsession with dunking his face in ice water and rubbing a banana peel all over his face after carefully eating the banana slice by slice. Oh, and of course we can't forget the highly unsubtle advertising for Saratoga bottled water. It has to be seen to be believed, then it's not difficult to understand how fast people started mocking it.

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    Tips For Men - Fashion ... @tipsformenx The morning routine
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    ..Badaisè @_A_Badaise Replying to @tipsformenx I'm not saying this doesn't take discipline. I am a lot more impressed by the dad of 2+ kids, who meal preps on Sunday and gets to the gym 5-6 days a week while working a full-time job. What you showed me here is a dude with no responsibilities rubbing a banana peel on his face.
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    Alpel #ThankYouToriya... @AlpelDokkan THIS IS DESTROYING ME BROOOOOO HE FLOATED FOR 4 MINUTES 7:36 an 17:40 am
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    Aidan @aidanthereup 5:30-5:46am unaccounted for that must have been his queen out time
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    abram @abram_facts back in the buzzfeed days we all would have been able take a little quiz to find out which part of his routine we were. Are you "rubbing banana on your face"? Are you "putting on a bunch of rings before going to the gym"? Are you "fake business meeting"? nobody knows...
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    Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse So much to enjoy here, but my favorite bit is when it takes him seventeen minutes to walk from his balcony to another room in his apartment
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    Henshaw @cyborgsupes I imagine these are the videos Bruce Wayne makes to cover up his secret identity
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    matt @mattxiv i can't stop thinking about this video. 15 years ago this routine would get you called gay (or "metrosexual") but is now considered peak alpha male behavior. something weird has shifted
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    Andrea @DreaNicole_ It's something about a man wearing a Van Cleef bracelet that lets me know all I need to know about him..
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    violet @daintysloth i want a netflix show where we put a bunch of these guys in a house together with one bathroom and no eggs
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    michael wave @michael_____wave the important thing about these videos and what they Say About Society is that one way or the other they are all advertising. you learn about as much about present culture from these as you do from a 50s washing powder ad (which isn't "nothing" but)
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    The tumboy @TheTumboy a lot of incredibly funny stuff here but I think my favorite is journalling for exactly 3 minutes
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    Hero @redvivisection 5:49 am 120 9:09 am
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    seed oil soldier @BIMBOMINDSET guy wakes up before 4 am to do 25 minutes of exercise. 5 doing nothing hours of
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    evan loves worf @esjesjesj My favorite is his fake job talk when he's saying "no we gotta get 10,000"
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    vx-underground @vxunderground Replying to @tipsformenx The morning routine: > wake up > take a sh > get out of bed > stumble to computer > move trash on desk > internet
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    Shrija @plot_twistttt Replying to @tipsformenx The morning Routine BREATHE BETTER SLEEP BETTER HOSTAGE SINCE 11 SARATOGA SPARKLING
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    Saiyana @saiyananakamoto Replying to @tipsformenx Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin 4:42 am
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    Mr. FPL @MrFPL Replying to @tipsformenx That entire "morning routine" He ain't do nothing but step back Before After
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    The Enchantress Mx... @Worship_Eris • Replying to @tipsformenx The pool is actually filled with Saratoga still water SINC TRADE MARK SARATOGA PURSUING THE art of water SINCE 1872 1872 S SINCE 1872 SARATOGA SARATOGA STILL NATURAL SPRING WATER S Perfectly Balanced STILL 12-28 FL 02 (828 TOTAL 336 SINCE 1872 SARATOGA STILL Perfectly Balanced NATURAL SPRING WATER 28 FL OZ (20ml)
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    BKN 85 @brooklynnets85 Replying to @tipsformenx Watch on in the shower not getting talked about enough 8:35 am
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    Taylor Gray @offtaylorgray Replying to @tipsformenx I ain't like the way he said "thank you" Bravotv.com
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    Dnatrix Sarah... @MSarahDom Replying to @tipsformenx Why do you put on the jewelry to go to the gym? Why wearing jewelry while working out?
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    RS Harmful @RsHarmful Replying to @tipsformenx Bruh. I lost it at this point. 8:45 am
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    Kanto Kollector @KantoKollector Replying to @tipsformenx What he wrote in the journal this storeys calld Lom not afrad once allttle boy had a night moef and lived happly ever after
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    WiLL @willfulchaos 3:52 am
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    james @jvmesdotzip having your girl prepare a bowl of ice for your third face dunk of the day is crazy
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    sports tweeter Matth... @sportswaatcher The second bowl of ice water being HANDED TO HIM ten minutes after he washes his face is completely frying me "ah thank you, I haven't dunked my head in a bowl of ice water in nearly three hours!"
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