College student plots for entitled friend to move in with her nightmare roommate: 'Karen [spent] the rest of the year miserable'

College dorm dynamics can often feel like a real-life version of The Hunger Games. Everyone is trying to size each other up, friend groups are constantly forming and breaking apart, and the levels of scheming and pettiness are unmatched. Of course, if you're lucky enough, it doesn't have to be like this. You can find some decent people out there with whom you'll want to face the next four years. 

You might even get incredibly lucky with your freshman-year roommate. In fact, I will always envy two close friends of mine, who befriended each other as randomly placed roommates during our first year at school and are still besties almost a decade later. My situation, though not quite as petty as this author's tale of roommate musical chairs, was still much less ideal. I had a perfectly fine, but completely awkward relationship with my freshman year roommate. Essentially, we barely spoke to each other after the first semester and were politely counting the days until we could live with anyone else. Keep scrolling below to see how this author handled her roommate situation!

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    "You know, Karen can move in and be your roommate."
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  • This toxic friend group became all the more problematic after the author was mocked and berated by two of her friends—Karen and Colleen—as she was preparing to switch rooms and move in with another member of their group. However, she wasn't going to let these girls get away with their petty behavior. Knowing that Colleen was a people pleaser and that Karen was a nightmare to live with, she pressured them to move in together. Karen was enthusiastic to have a new replacement, but Colleen was too shy to voice her concerns. Now, the two live together, and let's just say that the dynamic is about as bad as the author predicted.

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    My freshman year of college I was placed with a highly incompatible roommate. Here is my elaborate and extremely petty revenge story, and how I got to move out.
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    The players (all 17-18f, all living on same floor except for Dasha): Me Colleen - my roommate Karen - friends with Colleen, roommates with Svetlana Svetlana - Karen's roommate, close friends with Dasha
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    Dasha lived on different floor with a truly awful roommate Jane - my friend and future roommate Bonnie - Jane's roommate with health struggles
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    The struggles: Me and Colleen are very incompatible and she was very about it. Karen and Svetlana had no problems living together at all Bonnie's I health issues meant that it was not the right time for her to share a room with anyone.
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    Dasha's roommate was having similar struggles, but refused to recognize them as such and blamed Dasha for absolutely wild and untrue things.
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    The revenge: I knew from Day 1 that I did not like living with Colleen but got close to others on my hall quickly and wanted to stay. So, while I was cordial to her, things got increasingly volatile and the thing that broke me was when I went to bed one night at around 10 and she, Karen and another friend busted into our room, turned on the
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    lights and started having a dance party with the sole purpose of laughing at me and telling me I was a loser for sleeping. It was the weirdest but the following day, Jane told me Bonnie was moving to a "psycho single" and she worried about who would move in. I asked if she was cool if it was me, we spoke with the RA, and I started packing.
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    Colleen was FURIOUS and that is when the plan came to me, fully baked. She and Karen were sitting in her bed, watching me pack and talking loudly about me and guessing about the psycho who would end up living there when I said
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    "You know, Karen can move in and be your roommate. Like, just go talk to the RA and have her move in. Then Dasha could move in with Svetlana (we all knew about Dasha's issues) and you don't have to live with a rando."
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    I knew Karen was a people pleaser, and though she already had doubts about Colleen, she wouldn't be able to resist helping Dasha and making Colleen happy. They spoke with the RA, and by that evening, Dasha was living with Svetlana, Karen and Colleen were together, and Jane and I had our room.
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    Karen realized what a nightmare Colleen was and spent the rest of the year miserable, but was too much of a people pleaser to say anything about it. During graduation week, we did a floor reunion and Karen brought up the day we shuffled the rooms and the "unexpected" consequences. I told her they were
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    not unexpected at all. "I was just going to move in with Jane and let whatever happen, but you and Colleen were sitting there being such that I decided you deserved each other. I knew that if I told you you could move in while you were in front of Colleen, you would have to do it, and I knew you would hate it. So, I did."
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    The look on her face was so classic. Like, she had spent weeks up on me and being mean to me in my own room, and thought that I had made that recommendation out of the goodness of my heart? please.
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    Cfwydirk You are evil. LOL!
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    MeasurementNo2493 Well played.
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    BeautifulPhantom1. Evil genius with not only a | original roommate, but a not so bright one as well.
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    MW240z. 11 hr. ago You lost me at Svetlana
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    Whoskey Tango Foxtrot . 2 days ago I'm curious as to how tall op is. That screams short person evil. The shorter the person, the more compact the evil... rofl
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    Silent_Ad_8672 I always heard that was because they were closer to maybe it varies regionally.
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