A Platter of Memes for Idle Grazing

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  • 01

    Mantra

    i am too small and silly to be a threat to national security
  • 02
    I am very stable and can be trusted with a normal amount of affection
  • 03

    Fatigueless

    danielle weisberg @danielleweisber people without undereye bags make me nervous. what aren't you tired about denlipnemas
  • 04
    Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood His kiss was slow, but firm and unyielding like an old man backing his Lincoln Town Car over a handicapped parking sign.
  • 05

    Not At This Age

    When the band demands everyone starts jumping with them. Me: I AM 30 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS.
  • 06
    Hey! What's going on? Sick b rd! } // brute-force attack protection if is PasswordCorrect && is FirstLoginAttempt { Error("Wrong login or password")
  • 07

    Decisions, Decisions

    trolley problem: nobody is in any danger. do you jump in front of the moving trolley 0000
  • 08
    @The_Candid Nurse WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU... GIVES YOU A LOT OF UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISMS, AND A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR
  • 09

    Poor Them

    1024 STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR LIFE. THERE ARE PEOPLE LITERALLY LIVING IN MOTES OHIO. @Niceley
  • 10
    not all that wander are lost but I sure am
  • 11

    It's Eternal

    This too shall pass. @disappointingaffirmations And then some other bulls will come and take its place. It never ends.
  • 12
    existing?? @nocturnaltrashposts in THIS economy???
  • 13

    Spaghetti Money

    Current financial status
  • 14
    PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT
  • 15

    On The Job

    When your boss walks in and everyone has to quickly look busy...
  • 16
    [boarding the ark] Noah: Name? Bold Eagle: Bold Eagle Hyena, from the back: more like BALD eagle Imao Owls: Imao Noah: Imao *marks down bald eagle*
  • 17

    It's Important

    dads will watch 40 minutes of news like this
  • 18
    So Freddie, how many cakes will you be baking? I want to bake three
  • 19

    Oh Boy

    Any creature: dies flies:
  • 20
    B I might be. Magritte
  • 21

    Unfortunately

    JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE UNIQUE DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE USEFUL
  • 22
    In self-defense A knife protects I bring my lunch No one suspects And when it's time To end a life Deceptive fruit Banana knife
  • 23

    Thanks Brain

    When a traumatic flashback hits you in the middle of a pretty decent day
  • 24
    me: we're as thick as thieves friend: ok me: as juicy as burglars friend: stop me: just a couple of dummy thicc stealy bois
  • 25

    Forever

    begone, THOUGHT
  • 26
    Name one thing in this photo
  • 27

    Elite Side

    i hope we're having scalloped potatoes
  • 28
    I only talk to like five people every day and three of them are me
  • 29

    No Longer Relevant

    TAKE MY HOPES & TAKE MY DREAMS * E...LOAD THEM IN A ROCKET * ** AND LAUNCH THEM AT *THE SUN * I NO LONGER NEED THEM AT MY CURRENT JOB
  • 30
    stuff do be happening f kkk Imao it be happening way too much

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