35 Memes Here for the Party

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    "May ya live as long as ya want, and not want for as long as ya live" is an Irish toast. "Bread, cinnamon, eggs, and maple syrup" is a French toast.
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    TARCR L'ORÉAL PARIS BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT
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    Me in Heaven: Why my wings so little tho God: Cuz you barely made it KRAZE
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    Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social [playing poker] Follow FRIEND: I'm all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I'm all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are
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    Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing. Poetry & all my emotions
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    Beast: You must live with me in this castle for the rest of your days. Me: The food is free? Beast: Yes but- Me: I don't have to pay rent? Beast: I think you're missing the point of- Me: And there's a LIBRARY!?!? Sign me up, roomie!!! Beast: ...please leave.
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    WARNING AREA PATROLLED BY GOTH GIRLS WITH BIG STOMPY BOOTS
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    kleefkruid Follow ORAL CO. HOTAR Cook DEHOSE COOK MHAT STOP Φ The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes w №1
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    Red Egg Crab: Am Pancake Zoologist: Not the best camouflage.... Red Egg Crab: AM PANCAKE Zoologist: But.. Red Egg Crab: Grabby Patty
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    My wife called me childish for keeping this stick I found on our walk. I have a feeling the boys will understand.
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    Natalie Would @_NatalieWould Folding laundry is like packing to stay home
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    me the urges
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    OWL FACTS! glowcloudatlas Literally one of my favourite facts ever is that J. M. Barrie, Rudyard Kipling, H. G. Wells, Arthur Conan Doyle, P. G. Wodehouse, A. A. Milne, as well as the son of Alfred Tennyson and many others played on the same amateur cricket team AND THEY WERE TERRIBLE how great is that adulthoodisokay ✪✪ 601 Allahakbarries From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Allahakbarries was an amateur cricket team founded by author J. M. Barrie, and was active from 1890 to 1913. The team wa
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    Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint The Wilkes-Barre Record, Pennsylvania, November 9, 1931 We live strangely, hear voices that are silent, remember places where we have never been, com- municate wordlessly with distant friends, feel without being touched, see when our eyes are closed, and do not understand. Mystery is around us, sometimes comforting. Despite all our chemistry and our physics and all our curious wander- ings in the realm of the unknown, life remains a mystery- And is weird.
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    WhatserName @lamEveryDayPpl I never thought it'd be cheaper to paint avocados for Easter but here we are.
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    Alyssa Phillips @Plant Phillips Even the most famous scientists have rough weeks. Charles Darwin, for example: "But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." But it 人 u reything. ng pouch ledig hate everzorgen.
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    snug bug ✓ in a rug
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    Dr. Erik Wade @erik_kaars "We had to kill the Vikings, bc they bathed and brushed their hair and our wives couldn't resist such sophistication" is a H L of a take by medieval English chroniclers. One thirteenth-century chronicle attributed a slaughter of Danes by Anglo-Saxons in 1002 to the former's irre- sistibility to the latter's spouses: "The Danes made themselves too acceptable to English women by their elegant manners and their care of their person. They combed their hair daily, according
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    GoaT FacE @EndhooS "But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..." Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* "I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"
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    Rex shisho @Rex_shisho_) Follow Jameedits Caught one of my favorite wet beasts. The long nose gar. wesley hodge @wesley_4hodge why are you holding it like a weapon? its a gar, not a pike
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    Laurel Chor @laurelchor please enjoy this picture of a dog trained to scatter seeds to help restore a forest damaged by fire A trained dog scatters tree seeds in a forest in Chile that was devastated by fire in 2017. Credit: Martin Bernetti/AFP/Getty bobbie moonshine @bobbiemoonshine No matter how much job satisfaction you think you have, you are not a dog whose job is "run madly around this forest"
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    charlie @chunkbardey just picked up a rubber band that had been in the same spot on my bedroom floor for a month. absolutely incredible to see what i'm capable of when i give it my all
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    shreya @shreyabasu003 here is the fundamental problem with literature today. writers used to be hot and slightly aloof. there was an air of mystique. Now they are crying on twitter. it simply doesn't work Natalie Kelly @fMh_natkelly Tho I think Nietzsche would be really into millennial meme culture. sinmaster5000 Hans Christian Anderson once got a bad review and laid face down in the dirt and cried astoriachef Yeah, but not on Twitter. beakedwhalesyo If I recall, it was in Charles Dickens' yard.
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    *I move a millimeter an image W in my document of w My document:
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    My coffee art today is a cat letting off an atomic bomb
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    Show us the bread first Do you have a fish?
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    Video Game Frames With Threatening Auras. Follow March 22 at 6:25 PM. playstacean MONY
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    Yeah bruh it's basically all about loving and accepting yourself and returning to who you were before the world dimmed your light
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