16 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That Expose Craziness Of Dating Apps

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mattstaff
Sep 10, 2019 1:30 PM EDT

Just when we were convinced that the fine denizens of Tinder couldn't get any more ridiculous and genuinely outlandish on an app that seemingly thrives on being predictably absurd, we get yet more conversational gems. It's like half these sorry souls weren't even exerting 5% effort. 

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  • 01
    Text - Kae Today 15:50 Igot a hot tub, you bring a nine iron and a bag of ice Today 16:31 what haha I don't actually have a hot tub Today 19:54 HAHAHAH smooth dang it i'm uoset upset Today 20:26 I'm sorry I'll make it up to you. You bring the ice and I'll cover the nine iron Sent Type a message... GIF
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    Text - Alyssa Today 2:22 AM Your name spelled backwards is "assyla" which is really ironic, because eating "ass" is "y"I came to "LA" . Does that mean yours is gonna be part of my journey? Sent Type a message... GIF .)
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  • 03
    Text - Elinor YOU MATCHED WITH ELINOR ON 11/10/17 Knock knock who there A yeet a yeet whomst? A yeet ass Sent Type a message Send GIF QW ERT YUIO P ASD FGH J KL C V B NM ZX X 123 return space
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  • 04
    Text - Sam YOU MATCHED WITH SAM ON 11/11/17 I love your hair in the second picture And by hair I mean ass Today 19:46 LMAO thanks Today 20:13 Haha you're welcome, care if u snap you? Sent Today 21:37 Yeah it's Send Type a message GIF L
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  • 05
    Text - Rachel Awww damn. Where do u live? Gainesville, Florida If you're free tomorrow I'm looking to hook up And if you're not free I'll be back for thanksgiving break Today 12:18 AM Yeah thanksgiving is the move Wow this a dream come true I've always wanted to stuff a girl on thanksgiving Sent That's the whole point of the holiday Type a message Send GIF
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    Text - Aydee YOU MATCHED WITH AYDEE ON 11/9/17 If you're trying to take Aydee this weekend l'd be happy to provide Today 2:12 PM Hahaha very clever of you Today 2:36 PM So l'll take that as a yes? Sent Today 3:07 PM Sure why not Send Type a message GIF
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  • 07
    Text - Londyn YOU MATCHED WITH LONDYN ON 11/12/17 I see Londyn A see France I want to see you in your underpants Frickin apple ruining my line Sent Send Type a message GIF
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  • 08
    Text - Zena YOU MATCHED WITH ZENA ON 11/10/17 I think I've Zena goddess Sent Today 1:39 AM omg you're too swee Type a message Send GIF
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  • 09
    Text - Tyler YOU MATCHED WITH TYLER ON 11/12/17 Emily, you're gorgeous I could be wrong, but you seem like a woman that could use a good orgasm Type a message Send GIF
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  • 10
    Text - < Veena YOU MATCHED WITH VEENA ON 11/14/17 Do you want to see pics of my Veena? Sent Type a Message... Send GIF lol I'm 0 1 234 6 7 89 / & @ II - ? #+= ABC return space X LO
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    Text - Katie Tuesday 9:34 PM We'll see if you can get love from me Tuesday 11:04 PM That's a promising start Today 12:29 AM If loves not an option I will settle for boobs. Sent Type a message... GIF O V
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  • 12
    Text - Kylie YOU MATCHED WITH KYLIE ON 11/11/17 Hey, I'm Jake from State Farm. My specialty is covering rear end collisions. Sent Haaa ill take it in the ass Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Gillian YOU MATCHED WITH GILLIAN ON 11/12/17 You're my 666th match on tinder. You know what that means? Today 10:32 PM Fuck you Sent Send Type a message GIF O P QWERT YUI A SD FGH J KL C V B N M ZX X 123 return space
    via TFM
  • 14
    Text - Macy YOU MATCHED WITH MACY ON 11/10/17 I normally prefer Nordstrom's but I can go for Macy's rack Sent Omg Send Type a message GIF L
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    Text - Steph YOU MATCHED WITH STEPH ON 11/14/17 What are you looking for here? I'm not sure, but not just a hookup Here's what I have to offer: Copious amounts of dad jokes, an astounding capacity for small talk, slightly above average sized penis. Sent Send Type a message GIF
    via TFM
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    Text - Vonnie YOU MATCHED WITH VONNIE ON 11/8/17 How you doin'?? im lookin' for fun tex't me What kind of fun?? Like checkers??? Sent Send Type a message GIF *)
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