25 Amusing Wi-Fi names for the technologically inclined: 'Hide your kids hide your wifi'

Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor

Apr 22, 2025 4:00 PM EDT

Be careful what you choose to name your Wi-Fi!

There are many stressful aspects to the moving process. You have to come up with a plan for getting all your supplies from one place to the next in as few trips as possible. You have to think carefully about packing up fragile items. You may even have to invest in movers or the kindness of friends. Once your move is complete—and even if it seems impossible, it will end at some point—now, you have to set everything up.

This can feel like another interminable process in and of itself, but one of the few joys of the move-in process comes after you set up the internet in your new place. Check out these amusing Wi-Fi names. You have to hand it to these folks. They have personality, though I wouldn't want some of them to be my neighbors!

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Your bed, couch, and router getting set up are the key indicators of when an apartment starts to actually feel livable. Yes, Wi-Fi is just as important as those other things. Now, you can be connected to the rest of the world. You can work, you can watch TV, and you can announce your whole personality to your neighbors based on the name you choose for your Wi-Fi.
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$Confused_Stu • 4h ago My home SSID is o== {::::::: My guest WiFi is ><(((('> My phone's hotspot is Panic At The Cisco I may need help....$

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