'Don't mess with IT folks': Entitled employee unapologetically makes his coworker cry, so IT makes his job a living nightmare until he apologizes

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  • "Don't mess with IT folks"

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  • Where I used to work there was a guy who everyone knew was an ah le to the nth degree. Always demanded his sh be done first, and if you needed anything from him he was suddenly unreachable.
  • So by trade I am a telephony/voip engineer. Was in my cube one day working, and he came over and just gave my co-worker the business with both barrels. Berating her up and down for some petty bulls to do with his
  • cellphone. Literally leaving her in tears. So if you know anything about private phone systems there is an MWI or message waiting indicator light. And in order for the phone system to turn it on
  • and off it simply silently has the phone dial a specific number. For months I would randomly turn on his message waiting indicator, and then wait until he would put in a helpdesk ticket. So the indicator light
  • would be lit even though there was no messages. Then literally blow him off. until he would run it up the flag pole complaining. Then I would wait until he wasn't around, and just walk over to his phone and dial the off MWI number. I must
  • have done this eight or ten times before he finally figured it out. Besides that me and my other buddy would randomly go in and kick him off the wi-fi. We were just with him all the time.
  • He came up to me one day and said I know you're doing that on purpose would you please stop? So I replied I have a distinct feeling that if you apologized to her (my coworker) that sh might just stop. Otherwise who knows what can happen.
  • He apologized.
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  • Silence 1999 WiFi disconnects are common for Pomegranate Plus6526 OP Sometimes we would do it when we were literally in the same meeting with him.
  • Where I used to work there was a guy who everyone knew was an ah le to the nth degree. Always demanded his sh be done first, and if you needed anything from him he was suddenly unreachable.
  • -fenomenoide- This one old coworker was super annoying when in the common area, playing loud music and forcing us to watch stupid content from his laptop so I would throttle his laptop to something like 5mbps and tell him there was stronger wifi upstairs so he would go away.
  • Wandering-Host I've done something similar; I've set people's group policy settings to disconnect after 45 seconds. Just enough to get comfortably into the system. Then, when a ticket's raised, quickly reset them and watch them log in fine whilst they explain "it'll kick me off any minute! Watch! Well, it I was doing it before..."
  • PomegranatePlus6526 OP We worked together for 14 years. You really get close to people and learn about their families and loved ones etc. You have a bond and take it personal when someone does that. Especially when I don't even remember exactly what he was complaining about. She was just crying her eyes out.
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  • Billy-Joe-Bob-Boy PW reset policy is 3 months. Unless you annoy me enough. Then it's whenever I freaking feel like it is. Just set it yesterday? Must have been a synch glitch. Set a new one right here while I watch. Great! That'll do you. *Clicks user must reset password on next login as user leaves."
  • mike2ff The "peaked in High School" former jock types are always fun to mess with. Guy was a to me one time, saying "when I say jump, you say how high", and said he would come back tomorrow if his issue wasn't fixed. He did some graphic design bulls job, with all his work stored on the company network storage.
  • The panicked look on his face when he came to talk to me, telling me about how all his files were gone. Told him I don't know if I can jump high enough, but I would try. Let him stew for an hour before I restored his files I had moved the previous day. He knew but could never prove anything.
  • Knitsanity Silly man. Everyone knows that the IT folks should be top of the list of people to be decent to ..along with the custodian staff and receptionists. They know everything and can be hugely helpful when treated like the human beings they are.
  • NeSkuld I started disconnecting my mom from the house wi-fi everytime she started fighting and being røde for no reason. If she ever figured it out she didn't say anything, but she stopped picking random fights all the time!

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