36 Vintage Photos That Are So Out of Context They Feel Like Glitches in the Matrix

Somewhere between 1880 and the late 1970s, humanity was just... doing things. And thanks to cameras (and absolutely zero explanation provided), we now have the glorious privilege of witnessing moments that feel like side quests from a reality where logic is optional.

Two women calmly enjoying dinner with a sheep? Totally normal. A guy receiving a trophy for holding bananas like he just broke a world record in potassium? Naturally. A child riding a giant dead catfish like it's a Pokémon? Why not. And then there's the guy on a skyscraper's worth of tires, presumably ascending to the rubber heavens.

These 36 photos are not historically significant. They are not carefully posed family portraits. They are the weird, out-of-context treasures that your brain won't stop trying to make sense of. And that's the fun part. Like accidentally opening the wrong door in a museum and discovering a cult meeting that's just vibing.

Scroll through, try to guess what's happening, and resist the urge to invent elaborate headcanons. Or don't. That's probably what these people would've wanted.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? 1950s, Chicago

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02
Road Trip, Texas, 1955

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Michigan - Drive In Movie, 1978

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"can I have a glass of water?" Washington, D.C., circa 1928

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05
Existential crisis featuring Stretch Armstrong, 1977

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A child riding a dead catfish (well, probably dead) 1941 Texas

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A child riding a dead beaver. Eastern Montana, circa 1928

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08
Nice real Zebra, Jebbedia

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Some kind of wine party

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Mu Mu Convention

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11
"Who's for dinner" 1949 - UK, Keynsham

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She's fine, I'm sure

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A blue poodle. A bloodle, if you will

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14
1890s Album Cover

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No more drinks for her

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Dad of the year. circa 1900

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17
That is a big snowman! , Aberdeen, Scotland, 1963

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Angry boat lady

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Seems like a bad idea. Berlin, Germany, 1933

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20
No idea what those are. Idaho, 1941 (photo by Russell Lee)

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Even though he isn't Armenian?! 1960

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22
That is a choice.

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23
Banana skate man taking a break. Los Angeles, 1970s (photo by Gary Krueger)

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Wow!

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Core traumatic memory unlocked

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26
Regular day in London, 1954 (photo by Thurston Hopkins)

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Johnny two mustache

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Entertainment Bear, Yellowstone Natl Park, late 1960s

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29
The baby and I will be just fine! 1950s

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That is one fuzzy bed

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Attitude of a 11 year old, Hairdo of a 42 year old. 1960s

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32
Guy on tire stack. Los Angeles, CA, 1929

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League of Tiny Hats

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Ribbons and geese. New York, Cedarhurst clubhouse, 1908

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35
Don't mess with Harriet Eckerson, Wyoming, 1929 (photo by Lora Webb)

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I have no idea. Brush your teeth, everyone!

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