20+ Job Interview Memes for Folks Who Can’t Stand Being Asked What Their Greatest Strengths and Weaknesses Are

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    I'd like to see the dance, please!

    Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance
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    This dude has his priorities straight!

    SO TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF imgflip.com I'D RATHER NOT, I REALLY NEED THIS JOB
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    Beep bop boop!

    Employer: any experience with people? Me: I am a people
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    Everyone needs a passion!

    Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: Well, I've always felt passionately about not starving to death
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    A truth universally acknowledged...

    Always Be Yourself Except During Job Interviews
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    Actually, sarcasm has gotten me quite far in life!

    "Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere" Me: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Peru in 98 "Really?" Me: No SEE MORE
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    The same cannot be said for lip-synching Rami Malek!

    Can you perform under pressure? I don't know but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody. EATLIVER.COM
  • 08

    The math is not mathing!

    WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE AGE 22-26 WITH 30 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
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    They say to always surprise you interviewer...

    What's your greatest weakness? I don't think that honesty is a weakness. SADANDUSELESS.COM Honesty. I don't give a sh what you think.
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    Same, girl!

    - Hello, I am here for job interview. Great. Do you have any experience? - Yes. This is my 20th interview.
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    Anyone else go on autopilot during their job interviews?

    Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years? Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening
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    Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In your chair, but asking better questions
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    lucy,, @curledb jobs: NOW HIRING!!!!! me: *applies* jobs: not u tho lol
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    Interviewer: describe yourself in one word Me: hired Interviewer: (under breath) holyst can he do that? Twitter: river_niles
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    EATLIVER.COM What's your name? But there's no "F" in Peter. Peter without an "F". That's what I said.
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    Pistol Pete @_Peter_Thompson Follow me: my greatest weakness is having no rigid exoskeleton. It means I can be easily st bed interviewer: me: oh you mean like on the job
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    Vikrám; fas; fe @gvicks Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That's when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired. Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
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    [interview] Employer: So why do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: you could say I.. Bring a lot to the table Employer: *whispers* holy s_t @thepunningman
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    Paul E @PaulieMiked Me: "How is it we assume that Dinosaurs just roared, they could have talked like us, right?" Interviewer: "I meant questions about the job"
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    Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey [At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record? Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly
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    Cole Buer @colehearted It's been 4 years since my job interview. I'm beginning to suspect they chose someone else

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