Cook gets even with petty coworker by planting kitchen messes and refusing to take on her work: '[It's] the radical act of not doing her job for her'

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    I work as a cook in a long-term care facility, where the job is already mentally and physically draining. We're constantly on our feet,
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    understaffed, and expected to perform without breaks. It's exhausting on a good day -and yesterday was not a good day.
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    I went into work feeling like d h-sick, drained, and absolutely over it. And of course, today's the day my coworker decided to try me.
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    But I didn't argue. Didn't snap. I just shifted gears and got quiet. Calculated. Surgical.
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    I placed a full glass of water right in the center of the dish cart, camouflaged among the others. Not on the edge-
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    no, that would be too obvious. Just there, waiting. When she went to grab the stack to wash them, she bumped it. Water everywhere. Right on her.
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    Poor choice on her part, really. I didn't raise my voice. I didn't argue. I simply recalibrated. Matched her energy—but refined it. Focused it. Weaponized it.
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    There was the bowl of oatmeal I "forgot" to dump, tucked neatly between the other empty bowls. She grabbed it without looking and― boom. Shattered.
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    Oatmeal and ceramic all over the floor. But she breaks dishes so often no one even questioned it.
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    And the cherry on top? I didn't pick up her slack like I usually do. Every task I normally cover to keep things running smoothly? I left it. She
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    had to stay over an hour late scrambling to catch up while I clocked out on time, smiling.
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    No confrontation. No evidence. Just a series of inconvenient events she couldn't pin on anyone but herself.
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    She wanted to be petty? I gave her precision sabotage-quiet, clean, and completely deniable.
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    Sometimes revenge is a glass of water and a bowl of oatmeal.
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    TL;DR: Sick and exhausted cook in a long- term care facility gets sweet, subtle revenge on her petty coworker using a well-placed glass of water, a hidden bowl of
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    oatmeal, and the radical act of not doing her job for her. She stayed an hour late. I left on time. Life is good.
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    Edit: Forgot to mention-I also sent myself flowers at work. Just for the added touch of confusion and envy. Watched her spiral trying to figure out
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    who sent them. The card said "Love you, beautiful." I smiled all day. Still no suspects.

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