Delusional woman on dating app tells a man that she matched with yesterday that he needs to get rid of his cats because she's allergic to them, then sends her "friend" to defend her: 'You're [putting] some animal over a future with someone'

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
May 29, 2025 9:00 AM EDT

Sometimes, unfortunately, having cats can lead to some drama between people. And sometimes, you may feel like you owe these people something. If your new boyfriend "doesn't like cats', you may feel like you should do something about it. If your husband asks you to get rid of your cats, you may be tempted to consider it. If your neighbor tells you that his kids are allergic, you may feel bad about it. You should not get rid of the cat, obviously, because cats are family, and you can't just do that to them, but you may feel tempted to, for but a moment. 

On the other hand, if the person asking you to get rid of their cat is a match that you made on a dating app literally yesterday… you're not going to feel tempted, you're going to laugh at them. Deservedly so. Who even are you to tell this man to get rid of his cat because you're allergic. He doesn't know you, and he's not going to because… burning red flag. 

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    "Matched with a girl yesterday. I told her I had a cat. She asked me to get rid of it. I don’t even know her and never met her."

    4:31A Ohhhh so you can ghost my friend but reply to a random number Imao I saw your texts to her. Must of been a lie huh? 56 You want me so bad huh Well first off, my name is Erika. I'm her best friend of 9 years so, no I do not want you. Okay Erika I been sleeping all day I'm going back to bed lol Sleeping all day huh baby boy? You sure did reply fast for someone sleeping all day. I'll have her block your number. Good day. Thank god At least now you can go f your dirty a cat over having a wife
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  • Yeah… this is crazy. There is no other word for it. This is someone who needs help, and that is all we are going to say. Because the people in the comments have put into words every other thing that crossed our minds. 

  • 02
    Carbuyrator That's 1000% the same person using a different number.
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    dragonslayerrrrrr Yuppp that's not Erika, the loyal investigative friend
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  • 04
    deathrowslave No, it's Erika, ONE of the personalities.
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    Real_Impression_4779 OP Yup. I ghosted her (I hate doing that) but she went on and on about my cat last night I couldn't deal with it lol
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    INLIVERY CIA MESQUITE www.
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    Straight-Second-9974 So many layers in this one screenshot: 1. She uses a different number after being rejected. 2. She pretends to be someone else. 3. She implies she shared his contact information with a friend to reach out which is almost as psychotic as - just texting him from another number as a stranger. 4. All of that happens before the deranged tirade about putting her above his pets before even meeting him (and wishing his cat de d). Honestly, this is one of the most unhinged posts I've
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  • 08
    Consistent_Fun_1156 "over a future with someone" you just met. That's wildly ridiculous.
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  • 09
    NE ANIMAL(S) ED IN CARRIER.
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  • 10
    IlluminatiQueen Give your cats a treat for helping you dodge that horror.
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    Skraps452 You dodged a nuclear warhead
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    ECON I MY PET
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  • The audacity that some people have is beyond us. And since we don't wish ill on anyone, and we do think that there is someone out there for everyone, we wish her luck in finding them. As long as their crazy matches her crazy, it might just become an epic love story. With zero cats in the plot. Please.

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    galaxial_vanity Your cat is definitely #1 in every scenario.
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    Real_Impression_4779 OP Yes she is and she's the queen of this apartment and will be replaced by no one ✗
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    Cheezburger Image 10510187008
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    ItGoesTwoWays , I hate cats, but you definitely did the right thing here.
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    Real_Impression_4779 OP Not everyone likes cats and it's all good, but she was here first
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    kaylasoappp I wouldn't even choose a sane person over my cats....... and I wouldn't dare ask anyone to do that either! If you got allergies to my pets we are NOT compatible, end of
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    iroswifi "you want me so bad huh" is such a good response, that's probably why she got angry enough to express violence to your little gal. it's like sorry my cats have been here longer i'm not getting rid of them for some rando.
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    Comfortably Numbbbbb She seems lovely.
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