A Treasure Trove of 25 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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    You guys wanna see a dead body? ...and just like that, our party was official. Let's loot him.
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    Senator Meow vor 6 Jahren @senatormeow@masto... when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off MATH & NUMBERS IS THE DEVIL!
  • 03
    Paladin Rogue I'm an Oath of Crown Paladin, who are you? Paladin I'm a Rogue Thief. Paladin Cool, we can be party members until we save the kingdom. After that, it gets difficult.
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    Barbarian with only 4 out of 165 HP The Bard Healing Word
  • 05

    I love how they misspelled "TikTok"

    Me: Look at this cool world map and dungeon I made to play D&D with. My daughter: I'm watching Tick Tock. Me: I said look at my wondrous creation.
  • 06
    When you see an old character sheet of your first character He exists now. Only in my memory MEMES
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    Me: *Buys a bunch of studio prop jewlery, gems, and real metal coins of all colors and makes, each with their own gp value* My players when I hand them it irl for rewards: get to keep? Yes My players Until you want to buy something Me
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    DM: You see this lil guy with a small dagger looking at you like he wants to watch you bleed. Me: I'll let him take the first attack, I'm not scared. DM: Ok, 26 hits your AC right, you take 49 points of damage. Now for his 2nd attack. Me:
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    jennaflare Follow Jan 5, 2018 NK D 20 GM cinnamon coast cronch Retweeted . Pink Dice GM @PinkDiceGM 1d In recent games, I require players to write 5 rumors related to their character's reputation: 2 good, 2 bad, 1 false. I later pass these out to other players as things their PCs would have overheard. It spawns early roleplay. #GMTip 53 1,149 3,311 This is amaaaaazing advice ollie-bout-them-rpgs 2h ago This is such a good idea and I will definitely be doing this in future games.
  • 10
    Some people: "I take my D&D characters VERY seriously!" Other people: Wallace Level 2 | Variant Human | Artificer
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    Wanting to RP out one of my characters having a panic attack due to revelations about themself. Me Actually begin to feel a panic attack happen to Me me. made with mematic
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    My player: Did you guys hear something? *They turn around* Me, the DM: Let's see, roll perception. Also me, knowing that I hid a bluetooth speaker to play soft stalking noises behind my group:
  • 13
    WHEN THE DM ASKS "DOES A 27 HIT?"
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    Kid discovers cupboard that brings his toys to life Warhammer 40k Tyranid main. The average D&D player with a 3D printer.
  • 15
    BEFORE & AFTER Cocaine Alcohol Dunel Melicor B Crack D&D Dice
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    /W DM: Would you like to take a long rest? PC: Yup my character need a break from all the crazy sh that's happened today Here's a nightmare related to the events of this adventuring day :D imglip.com
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    *activates a trap* Player: Never mind I didn't want to go that way. I would have seen that! DM: MEMES
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    Me, the DM: I don't mind if you bring a cheesy character as long as you know the rules My zoomer player: cool, so a dhampir twilight cleric okay then? My millennial ass:
  • 19
    MUSICIANS HEHE OUR MUSIC SOUNDS SIMILIAR NOO YOU STOLE MY MUSIC DUNGEON MASTERS I STOLE YOUR HOMEBREW ITS NOT MINE
  • 20
    Bard: I rolled a Nat 20, total of 32 to seduce the Vampire Queen. The Vampire Queen: The Vampire King: $1196
  • 21
    DM: Look, I know Artificer is supposed to be the "gun class" but you can't just say I'm making a gun tonight. Guns are complicated, precision weapons that require precise manufacturing and more time. than just overnight to create. Artificer: Yawn, I'll take a point of exhaustion please. 10 11 12 +6
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    ME WHO JUST STABBED MYSELF WITH A BANISHING SMITE TO COME BACK INE ENEMY WHO JUST BANISHED ME imgflip.com
  • 23
    imglip.com Detect Magic doesn't have a range. It is blocked by 30ft of air CHANGE MY MIND
  • 24
    DEFEATING THE BBEG CASTING REVIVIFY ON THE BBEG SO YOU CAN KILL THEM AGAIN
  • 25
    NICE MAGIC, NERD. imgflip.com NOW, CHECK THIS SH OUT.

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