Exhausted mom of 3 fakes food poisoning to get a moment to herself: 'I cook, clean, work part-time from home, keep everyone alive, and I haven’t peed alone since 2018.'

If you're a mom, you know motherhood is not for the weak. Whether you're a stay-at-home mom or a working parent, being a mom is a job in itself, and often a thankless one at that. In today's story, we have a mom who just can't catch a break. Apparently, the only way she could have a moment of peace and quiet was to fake a bathroom emergency. 

It's one of those days – the house is a mess, each kid is pulling her in a different direction, and her lazy husband isn't helping. This mom just wants to eat some lunch without each bite being interrupted by a screaming toddler. She has three kids, but the way she describes her husband makes me think she actually has four. This father of three claims he "doesn't know how to handle these kids alone" and makes his wife feel bad for wanting a break from being two parents at once. So, she takes it upon herself to retreat to the bathroom and say she has food poisoning. 

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