Funny Parents Are Tweeting 'Naming' Their Kids After The Reasons They Had Them

Bunmi Laditan, the hilarious mom behind the Honest Toddler Twitter account, recently gave parents a chance to spill the dirt on how their kids came to be and what their real "name" would be if they named them by why they were born...

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    So basically the funny mom posted this on her twitter account and in no time at all... the post went viral!

    Text - Honest Toddler's Mom Following @Honest Toddler If we named kids after the reason we had them it'd be like, "Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I'm trying to put Hennessy down for a nap." 8:34 AM-22 Nov 2017 511 Retweets 2,249 Likes ti511 2.2K 239
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    Here are only some of the many responses she got...

    Text - Dominique Matti @mominiquematti Follow Replying to @Honest Toddler Mine would be named "taco truck fight" and "mommy's birthday mimosas" 8:45 AM -22 Nov 2017 2 Retweets 62 Likes t 2 2 62
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    Text - Michele Matthews Follow @msmatt1017 Replying to @Honest Todd ler Mine would be ... "Clock is Ticking" and "Rhythm Method" 8:39 AM-22 Nov 2017 6 Retweets 46 Likes ti 6 3 46
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    Text - Trey Herweck Follow @therweck Replying to @Honest Toddler Hey, Grad School Snow Storm, I need you to pick up Movie Night from school and make sure you're home in time to watch Actually Planned and Bad Math. 9:58 AM-22 Nov 2017 1 Retweet 16 Likes
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    Text - SOKelley Follow @SiobhanKelley Replying to @HonestToddler "Midlife Crisis and Didn't Want to Go Back to Work look forward to welcoming their baby sister Bookclub Picked Fifty Shades." 7:32 PM-22 Nov 2017 12 Likes 12
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    Text - Timohthy Jay Follow @TimothyJ44 Replying to @Honest Toddler @suesswassersee Hey, Overnight Getaway and New Year's Eve, what do u want for breakfast? 9:39 AM-22 Nov 2017 1 Retweet 9 Likes 9 ti 1
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    Text - ARINES Tom McCarthy @jrpwrrngr01 Follow Replying to @HonestToddler My kids are older so: Blockbuster New Release Wall, and The Military's Gonna Pay for this one 7:01 AM 22 Nov 2017 4 Retweets 90 Likes ti 4 2 90 Σ
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    Text - Chanty Follow @CodeName_Petty Replying to @Honest Todd ler How many Netflix and Chill's would be born by 2020 I wonder 8:42 AM -22 Nov 2017 5 Retweets 71 Likes t5 1 71
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    Text - razzles Follow @xrazzlesx Replying to @HonestTodd ler Meet "I Know I Can Do This Alone", "You Were Very Well Planned" and "My Sweet Surprise." Three of the most loved boys on the planet 10:45 PM-22 Nov 2017 3 Likes
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    Text - Elizabeth Estes Follow @eestes30 Replying to@HonestToddler My beautiful girls, 7yo He Bought Me Diamonds, and 5yo Anniversary Champagne 7:01 AM 22 Nov 2017 AM 3 Retweets 40 Likes 2i 3 40
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