'I’m not making her financial decisions, I’m just letting her pet do it': 24-year-old woman trains her roommate's parrot to loudly remind her to budget her money every time she online shops

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    "My friend thinks I'm a genius, but my brother says I'm being manipulative and violating her trust"
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    AITA for secretly teaching my roommate’s parrot to say “budget your money” every time she makes an online purchase?

    I (24F) live with my roommate Sarah (25F) and her African Grey parrot, Mango. Sarah works in marketing and makes decent
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    money, but she's constantly complaining about being broke while ordering stuff online literally every day. Packages arrive
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    constantly - clothes, skincare, random gadgets from TikTok. Then she'll stress about making rent. Here's the thing: Mango sits
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    in the living room where Sarah does all her online shopping on her laptop. The bird is scary smart and picks up phrases really easily.
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    So about two months ago, I started training him when Sarah wasn't home. I'd sit near his cage with my laptop open and say
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    "budget your money" repeatedly while giving him treats. I also said it whenever I handled delivery boxes or crinkled packaging near
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    him. It worked. Now whenever Sarah opens her laptop or a package arrives, Mango squawks "BUDGET YOUR MONEY! BUDGET YOUR MONEY!" really loudly. The
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    bird associated laptops and delivery sounds with the phrase. Sarah thinks Mango learned it from her finance podcast, but
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    she's getting increasingly frustrated. Last week she said the bird is "judging her" and making her feel guilty. She's actually
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    started shopping less because Mango won't stop saying it, and she made rent early this month. I felt guilty and was going to confess, but then Sarah's mom
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    visited and said "Thank god that bird has some sense, maybe you'll finally start saving." Sarah was mortified. My friend thinks I'm a
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    genius, but my brother says I'm being manipulative and violating her trust. I mean, I'm not making her financial decisions, I'm just...
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    letting her pet do it? AITA for turning my roommate's parrot into a financial advisor without telling her?
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    Upstairs_Landscape70 No, this is absolute gold. Funny, dedicated and effective to boot NTA
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    aculady It could be worse; my husband's African Grey learned to imitate the smoke alarm whenever our roommate started cooking.
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    dragonetta123 Post of the day, as it made me chuckle. Yep, it's manipulative.
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    Moose-Live Her overspending affects you if she struggles to make rent. So, I think some type of intervention was justified c This is a bit devious, but it's effective,
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    and also extremely funny & you've probably done her a favour in the long run. Curbing an overspending habit isn't easy without external stimulus C NTA.
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    ElacheeZ NTA. Solid roommate if you ask me, I would be pretty chill about it as I also have spending problem.
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    mantodea364 This is so hilarious. NTA, Mango is responsible for his actions 9 9
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    tucsonheart NTA but be prepared to take in the parrot if it ends up getting rehomed.

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