The FAILs of August

'They were expecting about 125 people to relocate with them; they got 3': 20+ Workplaces whose employees quit together all at once 1

'They call me 5:01': Overworked employee refuses to stay late after 5:00pm, boss makes a nickname out of it, employee owns it 2

'I redid my kitchen countertops with brown paper bags': 20+ Home renovations that turned out worse than expected 3

Apartment owner reports HOA board member neighbor for breaking apartment building bylaws they helped set: ‘He is 1/3 of the HOA board in an 8 unit building’ 4

'He was fired within 15 minutes of showing up': 10+ times coworkers got fired immediately after starting their jobs 5

'But hey, 'I'm just a cashier'': Retail manager gets wrongfully reprimanded on Black Friday by incompetent supervisors, so he lets them 'run the show' as revenge 6

'They were expecting about 125 people to relocate with them; they got 3': 20+ Workplaces whose employees quit together all at once 1

'I redid my kitchen countertops with brown paper bags': 20+ Home renovations that turned out worse than expected 2

'Expectation vs. Reality': 20 of the Funniest Holiday Baking and Decor Mishaps for Christmas Lovers 3

'He was fired within 15 minutes of showing up': 10+ times coworkers got fired immediately after starting their jobs 4

'They call me 5:01': Overworked employee refuses to stay late after 5:00pm, boss makes a nickname out of it, employee owns it 5

Update: 'I have decided I will no longer host any more of his family holiday dinners': Annual family dinner cancelled after cook refuses to spend 4 hours making a meal and being ignored by guests 6