Office employee on a useless Teams meeting starts cleaning and talking nonsense to their cat throughout, only to find out they were not muted and have their boss hear and comment on it: 'No, you can't eat plastic. You tiny moron'

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    "[Today I messed up] by forgetting I was wearing wireless earbuds during a Teams meeting"

    "I look down at my screen. Everyone heard everything."
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    So I (28M) work from home. I use wireless earbuds to take calls because I hate sitting still. I like to pace around while talking, clean the kitchen, or chase my cat out of forbidden zones.
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    Yesterday we had a big Teams call. Cameras off. One of those "Quarterly Strategy Syncs" that basically translates to a 40- minute word salad from upper management and 10 minutes of questions no one wants to ask.
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    I had my earbuds in. I thought I was muted. Mid-call, I start cleaning. Talking to my cat. "What the h I are you doing, Gremlin? No, you can't eat plastic. You tiny moron." Then I fart. Loud. Like cartoon- sound-effect loud. I chuckle and go, "Jesus, that was bold of me."
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    That's when I hear my manager, mid-sentence, pause. Then another colleague goes, "Uhh... is someone not muted?"
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    I look down at my screen. Nope. I was the audio host. Everyone heard everything. I d d. Instant respawn. Left the call. Took a fake bathroom break.
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    Later, my boss messages me: "Great energy today." Kill me.
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    TL;DR: Forgot I was the host of a Teams meeting, paced around farting and roasting my cat. Everyone heard. I will never be safe again.
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    TalesofCeria "Great energy" is hilarious. "Loved the farts man, keep it up!"
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    jeezontorst every time you speak in the office from now on someone's gonna say "jesus that was bold of you"
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    whatacutebum Next time you're in office, you own it and laugh about it and people will quickly forget about it.
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    baroaureus Fwiw Teams is really good at hiding audio that's not talking. I've been on calls where people have sneezed, wheezed, choked on food - and all you hear is de d silence. I'm guessing your "that was bold" exclamation would have been heard with no "other sounds" to give it context. In a way, that might make this even funnier.
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    Northernwarrior- Just a couple weeks ago I was the presenter and the meeting host had a graphic conversation with her colleague about giving birth unmuted that the 100+ attendees got to listen to until she got the messages that everyone could hear her. It happens.
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    Rubbermayd The cat scenario is just a hilarious thing that can happen while working from home. Sometimes the mute button doesn't press. The fart being heard.... well. Congrats
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    kircher13 I was off camera and thought I was on mute during a teams call. I opened instagram and it was on this reel where they were interviewing Sharon Osborn about Ozzy stuff. The first thing that came out of my phone was Sharon saying "and he was masterbating". Someone asked if anyone had a question. I muted and wanted to di . Thankfully no one ever mentioned it

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