20 Strange Vintage Ads From Back in the Day

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Jul 16, 2025 1:00 PM EDT

The limits of what is acceptable in society are constantly changing. Every day, innovators are pushing the limits, while cancel culture kicks back at them, trying to keep them in check. But we will remind you that there was a time before cancel culture, when the politically incorrect was hardly an issue and when social norms were very different to how they are now.

And today we are going to dive into the deluded world of strange vintage adverts from back in the day. A world that segregated men and women into traditional roles, a world that was not afraid to shame customers a little into buying their products, a world that in many ways created the world we live in today. So grab a colleague and get ready to play 'Would this advert fly today?' with these outlandish adverts that would likely never see the light of day in 2025.

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  • 01
    MELANGE D'ETONNANT CAMPAR LES LONG-DRINKS ETONNANTS Campari Perrier: deux doigts de Campari allongé de Perrier, une tranche d'orange, des glaçons. CAMPARI Campari orange: 1/3 de Campari, LE GOUT EXTREME 2/3 de jus d'orange.des glaçons. Sachez apprécier et consommer avec moderation
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  • Well, this sure does take the image of a cat lady to new places that one would not expect to get to. And while the message of this advert does not come across too clearly, it sure does create intrigue. Like how long did they manage to keep the leopard still before it lunged at the model?

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    GOWN BY BILL BLASS/TABLE SETTING BY TIFFANY/JEWELS BY VAN CLEEF AND ARPELS WEAR RÉPLIQUE DRIVE HIM WILD Perfume, Spray Mist, Eau de Toilette. C
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    Deck the halls with plop plop, fizz fizz, falalalala lalala...... Ahhh! There are lots of ways Yuletide pleasures lead to holiday headaches and upset stomachs. Sometimes the turkey does it to you. Sometimes the turkey and the holiday parties do it to you. And sometimes you just do it to yourself. With the turkey, the trimmings, the eggnog and more eggnog. And before you know it, seasonal stuffing leads to seasonal suffering. But with our little Yuletide treasure, you'll be ready. Alka-Seltzer sp
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    What a beautiful way to say BORG 250 0 10 Merry Christmas 29 This year, there is no gift like Borg's magnificent bath scale... the "Flight". This jewel like beauty sparkles like a procione mom in any bath
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    OOVER Give her a Hoover and you give her the best (and forever after) Christmas morning she'll be happier with a Hoover P. S. to husbands: She cares about her home, you know, so if you really care about her ... wouldn't it be a good idea to consider a Hoover for Christmas? Prices start at $66.95. Model 29 (shown here) $95.95. Low down payment; easy terms. See your Hoover dealer now. HOOVER om <OOI
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  • Ok, now this is problematic for the year 2025, there is no doubt about that. But if we were to reframe this, and it was a Dyson vacuum that was being gifted for Christmas, we do not know how mad we would be about that…they are pretty pricey after all.

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    AMERICA'S MOST DISTINCTIVE TOASTER The New 1948 PROCTOR Automatic Pop-up Toaster! THIS new Proctor Toaster is more than beautiful. Beneath its gleaming chro mium one-piece turret top and graceful, curving seamless lines is a toasting mech anism of remarkable accuracy... the ex clusive Proctor "Color Guard". The "Color Guard" toasts like a charm be cause it measures actual toast tempera ture to automatically allow more time for moist bread, less time for dry. This beautiful toaster has a slide-ou
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    ...a size for every member of the family! This Christmas- GIVE WAR BONDS THE GENERAL TIRE & RUBBER COMPANY AKRON, OHIO
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    Get high with us. The Space Needle
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  • 09
    "Madge! A dishwashing liquid... to soften hands?" "It's all right-this is Palmolive." "Then it's mild?" "Oh, Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid is a lot more than just mild. Why, at home it gives me suds that just never stop. And it softens hands while you do dishes!" Madge softens hands while you do dishes Don't just do dishes... Soften your hands! VE Be sure to worch The Doctors in celer, HBC Monasy draugh friday. 2.30-3:00 PM. NY 1 softens hands while you do dishes PALMOLIVE
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    Call the police! These hands are a crime! Do everything possible for those hands. Start with Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid. It softens hands while you do dishes. And Palmolive's more than mild. Those suds keep working till the last greasy pot comes clean. softens hands while you do dishes PALMOLIVE OISHWASHING LIQUID Madge Palmolive softens hands while you do dishes. Don't miss the Colgate-Dinah Shore Winners Circle Golf Championship-the richest in history-from Mission Hills Country Club, Palm Sp
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    I'm a manicurist, not a magician. You ought to do every- thing you can for those hands, starting with Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid. It softens hands while you do dishes. And you get more than mildness. Those Palmolive suds are still cleaning right up to the last greasy casserole. 10/tens hands while you Madge PALMOLIVE
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    "Me?..in the movies, Madge?" 1. "Sure...you could hand-model in horror pictures!" 2. "No excuses. Not while Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid is around. It softens hands while you do dishes. You're soaking in it now!" Madge "Madge, I could cry! Dishwashing wrecks my hands!" 3. "Oh, Madge, go on! In dishwashing liquid? Seems mild, though." 5. A week later. "Madge, you're a smarty! Dishwashing's a lot different now with Palmolive Liquid." "Makes the job and your hands pretty soft. Right?" softens hands
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    "Madge said my hands should be in the movies. "Sure. The Beast With Five Fingers! "Then she turned in a great performance by softening my hands in Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid" Ne Dret Shoe-Colpets Pain Springs, Catone Take it from Madge! Do dishes with Palmolive and you'll see it's a lot more than just mild Palmolive's suds last ...from the first glass to the last greasy casserole softens hands While you do dishes PALMOLIVE Softens hands while you do dishes.
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    "Madge! You're softening my hands in a dishwashing liquid?" "Now, relax! It's Palmalive!" "You mean it's really mild?" "Oh, Palmolives Dishwashing Liquid is a lot more than just mild. When I wash dishes, it gives me suds that last as long as I need them. And, it softens hands while you do the dishes." Pangs MOUVE www.30-13.30 AM Madge Don't just do dishes.. Soften your hands! PALMOLIVE
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    ROCK! ROCK OUT WITH ROCK NEVER BEFORE OFFERED!! Stereo cassette players with the logo of your favor ite magazine: TIGER BEAT ROCK or RIGHT ON! Each stereo cassette player is light weight and compact. They can easily clip onto your belt for convenient, go anywhere music. All it takes is two AA size batteries. Or an op- tional AC adaptor can be plugged in for those long listening hours while doing your homework. Stereo headphones come with each cassette player for pri- vate listening pleasure. HUR
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  • 16
    He can always spot the girl in Blue Jeans" BLUE JEANS cologne of course. Blue JOANS SHULTON Blue JEANS
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    The 60-second excitement It's everywhere. Do you have your Polaroid Color Pack Camera? (Under $50.)
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    The 60-second excitement It's everywhere. Do you have your Polaroid Color Pack Camera? (Under $50.) POLAROID HO
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    The 60-second disappointment It happens too often with a Parloraid Color Pack Camera! That's why we can't take a chance. We photograph these ads with a Nikon loaded with Ektachrome!
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  • 20
    Tupperware talks turkey Old Toss stays is top form-fresh and flavorsome-in Tupperware. No need to give your family the bird day after day after day. Tom can wait. And that goes for the trimmings-dressing sweet potatoes, cran berries and the mince and pumpin pie! Tupperware plastic ocntainers, with their exclusive airtight seal wil keep all that Thanksgiving goodness locked in You buy your Tupperware at a party-in a friend's bome or your own. Call the local Tupperware dis tributor for the name of
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