Go Cry Desperate Dan

I've written 20 suicide notes, but none of them are good enough.
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New homeowner refuses to give up parking spot to neighbor's nanny, neighbor gets even by reporting his fence to the HOA: 'I'm really not thrilled about your lack of consideration for my basic request'

New homeowner refuses to give up parking spot to neighbor's nanny, neighbor gets even by reporting his fence to the HOA: 'I'm really not thrilled about your lack of consideration for my basic request'

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Chronically late friend to show up at 7:00 PM for an 8:00 PM party to avoid lateness, she shows up early for once and proceeds to throw a tantrum: 'I thought I'd try to tell you an earlier time so you could get here on time'

Chronically late friend to show up at 7:00 PM for an 8:00 PM party to avoid lateness, she shows up early for once and proceeds to throw a tantrum: 'I thought I'd try to tell you an earlier time so you could get here on time'

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50+ Comedic Cat Conundrums for When You Need a Long List of Feline Funnies

50+ Comedic Cat Conundrums for When You Need a Long List of Feline Funnies

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'Update to cupcakegate': School blindsides parent by telling them that their 48 homemade birthday cupcakes are banned from classroom

'Update to cupcakegate': School blindsides parent by telling them that their 48 homemade birthday cupcakes are banned from classroom

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48-year-old coworker mocks employee for reading a children's book, employee cries on cue to get him in trouble: 'Maybe keep your opinions to yourself sometimes'

48-year-old coworker mocks employee for reading a children's book, employee cries on cue to get him in trouble: 'Maybe keep your opinions to yourself sometimes'

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HR calls out employee of 15 years in attempt to steal his pension, employee's best friend saves his job: '[He] asked HR to prove it'

HR calls out employee of 15 years in attempt to steal his pension, employee's best friend saves his job: '[He] asked HR to prove it'

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