20 Funny Feline Posts Ranked by How Much Chaos They'd Cause in the Dentist's Waiting Room

Imagine how purrfectly ameowzing the world would be if people went out with their cats instead of dogs. Cats chilling outside, napping in a sublime sunbeam while their pawrents eat outside a food truck, going to Starbucks and getting "Kitty cups" instead of Pup cups (purrhaps a tuna mousse instead of whipped cream?). Emeowtional support kitties, even service cats, helping hoomans everywhere. It sounds like mewtopia. 

However, you can also imagine the flip side of it - how pawsitively chaotic it would be.

Hissing cats coming around every corner, sleep-deprived felines being out and about all day (instead of napping for 18+ hours a day at home), and litters of cats inside dentist waiting rooms. As much as we would love this new world, we have to keep it real for you - it 100% would not work. That's why we've ranked these 20 funny feline posts by how much chaos they would cause in a dentist's waiting room - from "infinite chaos" to "purrfectly peaceful," these hissterical cats will certainly make your pre-appointment period…. interesting.

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  • 01

    Infinite chaos

    Who has summoned the almighty one
    via JebidiahBeetus

    This kitten has a God complex. He would mess up the schedule until he got treats. 

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  • 02

    Catastrophic Catnado

    I'm fostering Tino, who was feral-trapped last week. He has strong feelings about domestication, me, and the horse I rode in on.
    via JebidiahBeetus

    Tino's face says it all. He would make everyone fear him in a matter of minutes.

  • 03

    Clawpocalypse Now

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    via JebidiahBeetus

    She's got muscles…. and she's not afraid to use them.

  • 04

    Litteral Disaster

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    via JebidiahBeetus

    That face says, "You're lucky I'm feeling generous today".

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  • 05

    Slightly Feral and Frazzled

    full of intrusive thoughts
    via JebidiahBeetus

    Will he act on them, though? The answer is yes.

  • 06

    Clawfully Chaotic

    heckinpupperino Follow 2d ago lets be pointy with mama
    via heckinpupperino

    You know what else is pointy? Their claws. 

  • 07

    Meowderately Unstable

    I REALISE THAT I COME OFF AS INTENSE AND THAT'S BECAUSE I AM
    via JebidiahBeetus

    Title says it all.

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  • 08

    Semi-Dormant Whisker Gremlin

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    via JebidiahBeetus

    Don't make eye contact with him. You will regret it.

  • 09

    You've entered the Tabby Territory

    sagihairius Follow Dec 13 turned on the light in my pitch black bathroom and all 3 of my cats were on their hind legs, in a circle, beating the sh out of each like some secret feline fight club sagihairius Follow Dec 13
    via JebidiasagihairiushBeetus

    As long as you don't get in their way, you'll be fine. You don't want to be in the middle of that cat fight.

  • 10

    Mewtral Territory

    Brick's House of Horrors @BrickMahoney you'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
    via @BrickMahoney

    Not so bad for some, terrible for people with allergies.

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  • 11

    The Cat-astrophe Whisper

    Mat @MatttGFX >go back to the past >look inside games that s ka 8:58 AM Apr 6, 2024 1.2M Views Follow
    via @MatttGFX

    Always whispering about conspiracy theories. Just smile and nod, smile and nod.

  • 12

    Paws-itively Rambunctious

    @catladybox Chewy had little pumpkin cat hats so I did what I had to do
    via @catladybox

    Playful chaos, but with good intentions. Probably.

  • 13

    Lowkey Lynx Mode

    Hey bro, your kinda cool plis don't explode
    via JebidiahBeetus

    Wait, can he make people explode? No way, that's not pawssible… or is it?

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  • 14

    The Soft Purr-suit

    Peak gaming posture
    via JebidiahBeetus

    Relatively low chance of chaos. Although a 90% chance of neck pain in a few hours.

  • 15

    Silly security

    Stayed in the bathroom long enough for a shift change....
    via JebidiahBeetus

    They're supposed to be there to guard you, but why? Doesn't matter - they're mostly napping. Some stretching. Lots of loafing.

  • 16

    Catnap Capital

    Cats with pawerful aura @AuraWithCat I see no difference 11:31 PM 6/12/25 2.5M Views 155 19K 144K ☐ 4.5K ↑
    via @AuraWithCat

    The vibe is sleepy, soft, and supremely chill.

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  • 17

    Feline Zen Garden

    THIS CAT IS NOT No LIFTING!!! Too eepy gains! SKG On the grounds HIS A IS NOT WORKING OUT!!!
    via JebidiahBeetus

    Meditative grooming. Symmetrical loafs. Ambient purring. The weights are there purrely for decoration.

  • 18

    Waiting Room Purresent

    Cat for sale. Still in it's original packaging. Mint condition.
    via JebidiahBeetus

    Oh, a gift while we're waiting? How nice!

  • 19

    The Meow-nastery

    Just realized he stole a hamburger bun to use as a pillow
    via JebidiahBeetus

    Inner peace achieved. Even the vacuum is tolerated. All is peaceful in Bun-Land.

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  • 20

    Purrfectly Peaceful

    matching socks ig: @agirlcried @agirlcried first kitty looks like he's admiring how his human is imitating his beauty
    via @agirlcried

    Absolute tranquility. A sunbeam, a purr, and not a single claw in sight.

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