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While many of us ignore the "Kiss Cams" at any sporting event or concert, the crowd's attention was glued to the big screen at a Coldplay concert over the weekend, eyes bugging and jaws dropping at the sight of a normal-looking couple acting totally bizarre. After the cameraman pans to the couple, cuddling happily in the box seats over Chris Martin's stage, they immediately dive out of frame, turning their faces away and leaping to the floor in response to their exposure. Like bugs that scurry towards the cover of darkness when you lift up a rock, the couple fled from the prying eye of the "Kiss Cam."
But who would do that? The Internet was immediately on the case and discovered that this man—happily married with three kids—was enjoying the concert with his sidepiece and HR manager of his company, blatantly cheating on his spouse in broad daylight. As it seems, Coldplay has inadvertently exposed this man's crumbling marriage, and, as is the Internet's normal response to insane news headlines, the memes have been off the charts.
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In case you missed it, the CEO of the data platform Astronomer, was caught cuddling his HR manager on the kiss cam at a Coldplay concert. The couple was captured holding each other and happily swaying to one of the songs, and then once they realized they were on the big screen, they scurried away to try and hide their faces… Which is pretty suss behavior if you're actually, publicly in love. Sure enough, the Internet almost immediately exposed them—as it turns out, the CEO is married to another woman and the lady in his arms is actually his HR manager.
Oof! Now, surely, there's got to be an HR violation against cheating on your wife.
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Perhaps a marriage was broken with this serendipitous incident, but the memes have brought together the nation.
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