Entitled influencer tries to kick coffee shop patron out of her seat so she can take photos: 'Influencers are the single most useless people in the world!'

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    Last weekend I was reading at a small coffee shop that recently went viral for its aesthetic window seat. I got there early, ordered my drink, and settled in.
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    Two girls walked in dressed like influencers and immediately eyed my spot. One came up and asked me to move because she had a
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    sh_ot "planned" and needed the lighting. She said I was wasting the seat since I wasn't taking photos.
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    I told her I was staying. She got annoyed and called me selfish before hovering by the counter for 20 minutes waiting for another window seat. Nothing opened up, and they left without even buying anything.
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    Later, the barista gave me a cookie and said I handled it better than most. Apparently this happens all the time now. Influencer culture is wild.
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    Shoddy Move6054 3h ago The audacity of calling. someone selfish for not giving up a public seat... in a café! Influencer brain rot is real.
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    TarryBob1984 • 3h ago Influencers are the single most useless people in the world. Period.
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    ReactionEither6684 3h ago • Good on the barista for backing you up. I'd have thrown in a free espresso for the patience alone.
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    schen72 3h ago • I was at the Bellagio couple weeks ago on a trip. As I was leaving the lobby to get an Uber, there was an influencer outside taking up
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    a good amount of space to record something, while it was a crowded area. I just walked in front of their camera. I do this to everyone, even people taking pictures who are very slow about it.
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    Obj... 3h ago Edited 3h ago . Put influencers on the guillotine platform along with the billionaires.
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    Wonderful-Power... . 2h ago Charge them. "I'm using this spot - but I'd be willing to vacate it for 50 dollars."
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    "You don't think your influence is worth that much? I certainly do! Pay me, and you can have the spot... but the light is fading, better decide quickly."
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    GrouchyBear_99 · 1h ago I work at an art museum. On one of our FREE days (which, of course, is always more crowded), we had an "instagram model" ask if we could "hold the crowd" from
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    looking at a large painting so she could stand in front of it and do a photoshoot with no one else in the shot. My co- worker told them our jobs
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    were to actually encourage people to look at the art and we weren't private security to keep people away.
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    After sighing dramatically, the "model" said she needed to plan a visit when the museum wasn't so busy.
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    Co-worker told her she can schedule a private tour outside of museum hours for $5000 LOL
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    BlackCatWoman6 • 3h ago I am so glad my children grew up pre-influencer. They are toxic and a waste of a young person's time. They also show a totally unreal world that is hard for teens.
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    bydneybee 3h ago • "I'm not buying anything but YOU'RE the one waisting the seat"

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