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Congratulations, January, you’re Kite! You’re hard working but maintain a totally cool vibe even when you’re under stress. You might have something of a gambling problem. Also, you may not get along too well with cats…
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February, you are a total genius. You are a literal prodigy, and even kings bow before your skill and knowledge. No one would be able to tell just from meeting you, however, because you act like a total ditz. You’re always taking sick days from work.
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It’s your lucky day, March babies. You’re Killua. You had kind of a rough childhood, and your family is messed up beyond comprehension. However your past only made you stronger; you are now the snarkiest person in the room at all times. Not only is your sass unmatched, but your outfits are also always eating down.
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April, April, April. Is it it any surprise that you’re Gon? Sure, this isn’t Astrology, and not all of you are Aries, but many if you are the babies of the Zodiac. You’re totally innocent, completely new to the world. You are constantly in awe and in wonder. You believe in the power of friendship above all else. You are also clinically insane.
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May! You are Bisky! You are incredibly multifaceted. The mask that you put on for the world is not a reflection of your true self. You prefer to keep your strength hidden on the down-low. You love massages.
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June, you are Chrollo Lucilfer. On the bright side? You’re gorgeous. But you’re also incredibly manipulative towards the people you love the most, and they totally eat it up. You’re a narcissist who is easily swayed by esoteric symbolism and grandiose delusions, which are really only masking your crippling nihilism… you’d probably like The Power of Myth by Joseph Campbell.
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July!!! Everyone thinks you’re a goofy little guy, but you stand on BUSINESS. You have your head on straight, and you know where your loyalties lie! You may not be naturally gifted like the freak of nature that you hang out around, but they end up relying on you anyway because you’re literally the GOAT
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August… You’re Hisoka. You know that literally means danger in Japanese? People are generally pretty put off by your pretentious vibe, but at your core, you’re pretty simple. You just want to have fun! You definitely cheat at Uno, and everyone knows, but no one has been able to catch you.
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September, you are Kurapika. You think you are driven by revenge. I mean, you can absolutely hold a grudge, but your heart isn’t that corrupt just yet. You value your friends above everything, even if you like telling yourself you’re a heartless baddie. Your fav song is SM by Rihanna
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October, you’re spooky Meruem! You have a pretty big ego, and honestly, as you should. You were born into this world 10 steps ahead of everyone else. For the longest time, everything came so easily to you. But now that high is wearing off, and you’re learning to see the value in things that you used to take for granted. In other words, you were a Gifted kid, and now you work a regular 9 to 5, and you’re addicted to your Chess app.
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Illumi is for all of you November folks. There’s not a lot to say here. You’re a little freak. Seriously. You’re weird! But at least you love your family.
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Oh, poor December. You’re Feitan. This is what happens when you are forced to share your birthday with several major holidays. You end turn into a tiny little mopey emo.