‘I even wore a suit’: Ex tries one last time to get back together with his girlfriend by presenting a professional PowerPoint, makes her father cry instead, does not reunite

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  • "Attempting to impress my ex with a PowerPoint and inadvertently causing her dad to cry"

    So, my ex (Anna) recently broke up with me because I "wasn't emotionally mature." Fair. Rather than taking the L like a human being, I opted to create a whole PowerPoint presentation titled:
  • "Why Anna and I Should Get Back Together: A Strategic Proposition." Indeed, bullet points, transitions, graphs. I even wore a suit. Like I was pitching our relationship to investors.
  • I walk into her apartment, and she bursts the door open, takes one glance at me standing there with a laptop and laser pointer, and says, "You're serious, right?"
  • But she invites me in. Her father sits down too, like I'm trying to sell them a timeshare. Slide 1: Pie chart showing the level of happiness before and after the breakup.
  • Slide 2: Timeline of our relationship (including our food poisoning bout together). Slide 3: A meme. (Nobody laughed. Sad.) The previous slide was "Things I'll Do Better."
  • First bullet point: "Listen more, actually listen." Her father falls speechless and states, "That's all I ever wanted from her mother...." And boom. Man is sobbing.
  • Now they are bonding emotionally, and I am over here like a rejected intern. Did not get reunited. Her father still sends me a Christmas card.
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  • Dry-Clock-14... Best advice I haven't always been able to follow: Why would you want to be with someone you have to convince to want to be with you?
  • parksmart1 Props to you, as well as the ex. You got to sh ot your shot. Least you'll never have to think "what if....?" Hope you moved on gracefully with your head high, and learned from this. May your next relationship be even better for you
  • ConeyIslandMan Become Drinking Buddies with Dad!

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