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A woman jumped into my car (and I'm an idiot but it had a funny ending)
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The driver, meanwhile, had backup plans that ranged from “ram a telephone pole” to “rear‑end a police car.” Essentially, the Batman of bad ideas. It did not come to that, fortunately. She hopped out, forgot to close the door, and the adventure ended with more annoyance than trauma.
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Enter the night in a not-so-shiny truck. He had followed the entire thing, worried it might turn criminal. His assessment was blunt: I’d have punched that woman right out of my truck. Also, don’t do that again. When rural vigilantes are lecturing you like a disappointed parent, you know you’ve made poor life choices.
The moral: next time, lock your doors. Society runs smoother when rides are requested, not hijacked.
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Random woman jumps into a man’s convertible demanding a ride home, he drives her to housing projects while a truck driver follows to make sure he’s safe before scolding him for saying yes in the first place: ‘He was absolutely correct’
A woman at a stop sign decided that public transportation is for peasants and simply vaulted into a stranger's convertible like she was auditioning for Grand Theft Auto: Local Edition. No hello, no question, just leg over the door, offer of five bucks for gas, and a vague address in the kind of neighborhood where "tweaky" counts as a Yelp review. The driver, operating on the ancient wisdom of "avoid conflict by surrendering your entire afternoon," took her home rather than trying to coax her back to the sidewalk. Call it Uber Minus the Consent Button.
This is humanity in peak form. Some people solve their problems by planning, budgeting, or scheduling, while others solve them by commandeering convertibles at stop signs. What really sells it is the confidence: not a glance, not a word, just ride secured. If audacity were currency she could have tipped in gold bars.
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