27 Chirpy Bird Funnies for When You Need a Peck-Me-Up

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    What do you call a 4.4lb mockingbird? Two-kilo Mockingbird
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    Life might s k at the moment, but at least you're not this bird. f__.
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    obscureliteraryreference: vurtual: Hands up (by Georg Scharf) This is a wizard battle and no one can convince me otherwise.
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    PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS AMAZED AT THE SKILLED TATTOO ARTISTS IN SPAIN NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INK PRECISION.
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    MattWillPost → @MattPostSaysHi yo did the ex of a kakapo write this WT Facts @mrwt acts. 1d The Kakapo doesn't have much going for it. The bird can't fly and can barely walk. To attract females, the male will dig a hole and sit in it, shouting loudly at any female passing by. Rarely does this work, so it waddles off to find a rock and has s with that instead.
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    @abnernorris Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
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    This street light got replaced but the workers kept a piece of wood for the woodpecker
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    SaraKateW @SaraKateW Replying to @SaraKateW "The murderer is with us, on this train, now."
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    Could you not?
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    i hate it when i try to feed the birds and they get scared and run away from me it makes me feel like an incel
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    museifushindoushugi Follow it's dangerous to go alone. take this Tacos thanks romy7
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    finch fry
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    Can Quails Shot Lasers Out Of Their Head Plume? Snopes.com FACT True About this rating CHECK: Rumor Has It
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    My mom blowing on my injured knee 7 year old me who fell in the gravel of the playground
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    Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze overjoyed to live in a world with strawberry finches
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    ❤stephanie♡ A @bunny_bub just witnessed a duck date. my serotonin levels are off the charts rn
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    Ay zoom in I wanna say something love puppers
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    tigerlizii: what a strange cat Source: veidolon
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    starrythighz a safe bird 250,673 notes 17
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    a-creepy-weirdo-has: bi eslovemyjinglebos: a-creepy-weirdo-has: what do birds do I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important 23,264 notes
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    carry-on-my-wayward-bu what's she celebrating baku she got promoted, shes now top manager! just-call-me-red-chan I'm proud of her!! WER KERMA BLEV CTA
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    ATTEMPTED MURDER If you get this joke I automatically have more respect for you :)
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    me going on a stupid little daily walk just to feel something
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    I never really considered the fact that crows were once babies
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    m/webfireadmin/code/content/slipstripsandfalls/english/PREVENTION/index It is OK to move through a room that is dark as long as you walk like a duck. o True • False SUBMIT What EXIT
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    Hypersonic unicorn
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    Aerial support unicorn

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