A Bag of Holding Full of Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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    Moments after bro said "let's just cast it" @darkfantasyquest
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    A CONQUEST THE SAME CONQUEST PALADIN THE DM PALADIN TO BRINGS BACK AS A FIGHT THE PARTY DEATH KNIGHT TO FIGHT THE PARTY
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    20 20 20 OZ 20 When i do dumb stuff in dnd When i have an actual plan
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    Dex Str initiative melee weapons Con AC ranged weapons hiding parkour grappling most common spell save lockpicking, pickpocketing, disarm traps
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    DM planning the encounter Players playing the encounter
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    When the DM is very generous with magic items I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.
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    There are two types of players when npcs start making threats: COME AND GET IT! NO, NO. PLEASE DON'T COME AND GET IT.
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    "THIS ISN'T ABOUT DRAGONS AT ALL! THIS IS MATH!"
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    DM: Can you give me a little backstory on your Rogue PC? Player: Sure, but it was an average ordinary childhood in the Thieves Guild. The average ordinary childhood:
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    Me: *interrogates a captured bandit by stuffing coins into his mouth and threatening to cast Heat Metal* My DM: (@ bby's
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    When your therapist calls it anxiety instead of 'arcane foresight'
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    Preparing for a D&D session days ahead of time Jotting down "redeck vampires" at the last minute and winging it
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    Level 1 Adventurer Level 10 Adventurer $270° $1.200 $2.500 $600 $650 $1.200 Stolen $400 Stolen Stolen Stolen в
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    DM The Al generated Maps, NPC and Monster Artthey want to use for our D&D game The Group
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    DM: So you want to play an edgy Rogue huh. Ok, what's your backstory? killed the rat in your cellar. I want my 2 gold pieces.
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    wup Name something in a dungeon that can burn for an hour. A family of goblins? @shadowdarkmemes
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    WHEN THE DM REMINDS YOU OF YOUR OPTIONS WHEN YOU'RE THE LAST PC STANDING CRYING IS A FREE ACTION
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    What you THINK it's like to have an animal familiar I SENSE DANGER, M'LADY What it is ACTUALLY like to have an animal familiar I SEE A FIELDMOUSE! I WANNA EAT IT! MMMFFF!
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    Player about to roll their PCs final death save. PC in the backup folder rooting for a failure.
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    1 You Retweeted Todd Kenreck @Todd Kenreck. 1d v With all the dragons, griffins, pegasus, manticores and wyverns flying around D&D, the probability of being pooped on during an adventure feels like it should be on a random encounter table. 38 17.90 946
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    DRUID Can I upcast "Conjure Animals" and summon a Killer Whale since we are near a river? DM That feels weird but I'll allow it.
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    DM: There's no light in... Any player with Darkvision: I can see... CAN FIGHT!
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    The wizard's cat familiar Barbarian that has to attack or lose rage
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    Wizard: It's medicinal Guard: Well first of all, thats a Sphere of Annihilation Town Guard D&D RUN Party DMG
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    "Halflings are a peaceful and pastoral people with few dreams of gold or glory" Every halfling I've played with: RUN DMG
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    What you think your dnd character seems like vs what you act like C 7
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    ALL THINGS SPELLS A spell used for negotiating with shopkeepers, helping allies in close quarter combat and orphanes reunite with their parents. What is Fireball? $30,000 Correct.
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    Fighter: So uhhhhh... you gotta pretty neat weapon there. Artificer: Thanks, designed "Ol Buzzy" myself! Fighter: Mind if I give her a go? Artificer: Sure, but you need any pointers? Fighter: Naaaaaw, I can figure it out. Artificer: *To the DM* CAN he figure it out? DM: *To fighter* ...roll me a wisdom check. Fighter: *Nat 1* DM, Artificer, and Fighter in unison: Hoo boy. Keyest
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    Playing D&D with you guys Bad day Bad day
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    Druid: "I'm going to wildshape and have a conversation with that deer over there" *it stands up on 2 legs and starts speaking abbysal The druid:
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    rogues when a single guard spots them bards when a "single" guard spots them
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    what the dm describes what the players are thinking about

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