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"Friends" got mad at me for using my own pool 😑
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An hour later, the actual residents get in the pool, and the uninvited return like mall cops with badges from the imagination store. They accuse the host of lying, of using a personal pool without community oversight, and of violating a rule that exists only in group chat law. Picture kids shouting HOA bylaws at a puddle. It would be funny if it were not so exhausting.
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A few weeks go by and the grievance gets revived in front of other classmates for maximum drama, as if the Supreme Court of Sprinklers has reconvened. The pattern is clear. These were not guests; they were self-appointed lifeguards of someone else’s property.
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Working policy going forward: no drop-ins, no phantom memberships, and no swimming in a pool that came with a receipt and not a town charter. Bring towels, bring snacks, and bring permission.
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