21 Riotously Ridiculous "Made-Up Rules" Our Doggos Demand We Obey (and Yes, We Follow Them)

We love getting to know our dog's quirky side. When they're puppies, they're just fluffy little balls of silliness, but as they get older, they start to learn how to tell you what they want, and how they want it. This leads to your dogs developing some sort of habit because of their unique requests and your willingness to fulfill it. Fur example: every morning, our doggo will wait for us to get off the bed so she can claim it for herself, but won't go out for her morning walkie unless we get back on the bed and give her belly rubs. If we don't give her belly rubs, she will growl and roll around on the bed and mess it up until we pay attention to her. It is simultaneously the cutest and most destructive thing ever.

We're sure that if you think about it, you can come up with a few quirky things of your own for your furry friend. Eventually, these things become rules, and then before you know it, you have to feed your dog a piece of cheese every night at 8 PM for their dessert, or you experience a tiny temper tantrum from your doggo. These rules can get to a riotously ridiculous level, as you will see when the dog pawrents of the internet spilled the tea on all their pupper's "made up rules". If you thought your dog was a drama queen, just wait until you hear about these pets below!

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Do your dogs have their own “made-up rules” you now have to follow? 🐾

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Our pupper has another rule that we somehow got roped into following: she must get her peanut-butter bone to chew on for exactly 3 minutes before going to bed. She won't go to bed unless we let her chew on it for a few minutes, then she loses interest and falls asleep. Only the peanut butter-flavored one works for this.
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This doggo is living the life. He's convinced his hooman to follow all of his rules to a T. We thought our doggo was a handful, but compared to this Jack Russell, she's practically an angel.
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