‘Pretty sure the cat was the real hiring manager': Guy ends up having to wrangle a cat loose in the office during his job interview, gets the cat and gets hired

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  • "My Job Interview Turned Into a Pet Rescue Mission"

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  • So, I had this job interview lined up, big deal for me, right? I ironed my shirt, practiced my strengths and weaknesses answers, even rehearsed my handshake in the mirror like a total nerd.
  • I get there early, sitting in the lobby, trying to look calm while internally giving myself a TED Talk about confidence. Suddenly, everyone in the office starts freaking out.
  • I'm thinking, Oh no, is this some kind of group interview test I didn't prepare for? Turns out, someone's cat had somehow gotten into the building and was now perched dramatically on top of a filing cabinet, hissing like it was auditioning for a horror movie.
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  • The staff were panicking, chairs were moving, and I'm just standing there, the candidate, holding my resume folder like a shield. Next thing I know, one of the managers looks at me and goes, Uh can you help?
  • Mind you, I've never been trained in corporate cat wrangling. But I figured, hey, teamwork is a skill, right? So I slowly approached, offered my hand like some kind of discount Dr. Dolittle, and somehow managed to scoop the cat into my arms without getting shredded.
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  • The office cheered. The cat just looked at me like, Yeah, human, you passed my test. The interview started right after that.
  • They didn't even ask about my weaknesses ,they just laughed and said, Well, we already know you can handle chaos. And yes I got the job. Pretty sure the cat was the real hiring manager.
  • Wiltonator Did everyone start to clap? DetectiveHairy6315 OP There really was some clapping and cheering when the cat was safe. It broke the tension completely before the interview even started.
  • kam49ers4ever So, I have to know, did they find the owner or did you take the cat home to repay his kindness? DetectiveHairy6315 OP They tracked down the owner later in the day. I didn't take the cat home, but I like to think I earned its approval long enough to get the job.

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