'You can play house [with] my dad, but don't patronize me': 26-year-old puts Dad's new 28-year-old girlfriend in her place when she starts acting like a strict stepmother on family vacation

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  • "What are you doing in this situation?"

    My dad's 28-year-old girlfriend has started momming me. Now maybe for a helpful reference, I'm 26 years old, so this woman is only two years older than me. And when my dad first
  • introduced her to the entire family, he said that she was 34, but I internet sleuthed that because she did not look that old. I was like, I need to know who does your Botox because
  • if you're really 34, you look great. And yeah, she wasn't 34. Actually, the first time I met this woman, she was only 24 years old and I was 22. Her and my dad dated and then they
  • broke up for two years and I thought that was the end of her. I was never going to see that woman again. Thank goodness. But no, guess who turned up at my Thanksgiving dinner this year?
  • Unannounced? Unexpected? My sister. I mean, like stepmom. I don't know. Obviously, it's always been a little bit of a weird dynamic between the two of us because
  • she's practically my age and dating my father. But we've always managed to just get away with some polite small talk. I've never really tried to get to know her much. Can you
  • blame me? And normally she just minds her own business. She just kind of stays near my dad and knows the situation is weird. But that all changed during our family vacation this
  • weekend. My dad, my sister, and I always go to his cabin one weekend out of the year just to hang out, catch up. It's a cute little family tradition. But imagine my surprise when I
  • pulled up and I saw none other than my dad's girlfriend. It grosses me out to even say that considering the age. There. Like we didn't get any warning. None. He did not tell us she
  • was coming. And honestly, if he wanted to bring her, fine. That's his choice. He can do whatever he wants. But at least let us know so you don't just blindside us. And let's be
  • honest. I could never imagine this woman spending an entire weekend in the woods. She's basically my dad's sugar baby. He does every single thing for her. Pays all of her bills. He
  • buys her everything that she wants. She only wears designer things. Drives a really nice car that my dad bought. My dad never bought my sister and I a car nearly that nice. She
  • basically lives this life of luxury on my dad's dime. That girl looked like a baby deer getting out of the car and trying to walk over all of the dirt and the leaves and her Louboutins. Like, girly, I love
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  • Louboutins. But there is a time and a place for those. And a cabin in the woods is not that time or that place. Immediately, like right when we get inside the cabin, she starts
  • being really weird and just making it clear that my sister and I are from totally different generations than her. For example, she was explaining to us what Vine was. She was like,
  • back in my day when we had Vine and not TikTok, it was the best. I wish you had a chance to experience it. I was like, yeah, I mean, I did experience it. I had Vine. We're the same age. Then later, my sister and I
  • were just making fun of each other. As sisters do, poking fun at each other, laughing, having a good time. She comes in from the other room and goes, girls, stop it. In a super, like, disciplinarian tone. I'm like,
  • who are you talking to? Which girls are you talking to? Because you cannot possibly be talking to me and my sister. I guess she thought my sister and I were in a fight or
  • something, but we could not even help it. We burst out laughing. It was absolutely ridiculous. She was acting like we were seven-year-olds fighting over a toy or
  • something. Then, when my sister is going to take a shower, she practically body slams her out of the way and is like, wait, before you shower, let me explain to you how the shower
  • works because it can be really confusing. This is our family cabin that we've lived in for weekends at a time for years since we were little girls, and we know how the shower
  • works. But that's what she would do. She would just talk to us like we were an idiot the entire weekend about actually everything. She made it seem like we were seven years old
  • and didn't know how anything would work. She also kept referring to my sister and I as the girls. Like, don't the girls just look so cute tonight? Always cute. Never pretty,
  • beautiful, anything. Cute. The girls look cute tonight. The craziest thing that she did and what got us into a fight is when my sister and I were watching a movie at about 10.30 p.m. on Saturday night.
  • And she waltzes into the living room and says, okay, girls, it's time for bed. Sorry, time for bed? Since when did I have a bedtime? And I am still trying to be nice to the girl, okay, for my dad's sake. So I say, oh,
  • we're just finishing up this movie and then we're going to head to bed. And she said, no, that's not what I said. I said it's time for bed right now. It's time for the adults to be awake right
  • now and have some adult time without the kids around. Adults? The kids? You're twoyears older than me. You were dating my dad when you were younger than me. But I
  • lose it at this point. I look at her and I say, you can play house. You can leave. this point. I look at her and I say, you can play house. You can leech off my dad, but don't come in here and patronize me and my sister.
  • I told her, I do not want to be in a fight with you and I promise you that is not a fight that you want to pick or that you would win. She goes right off crying to my dad about how mean I was
  • to her. Like girl, I have been nice to you for years, even though the situation is weird. So you should be lucky this is the first time I actually went at you.

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