‘The Cat Distribution System delivering to this extent!’: A cat owner receives an unexpected and immediate delivery of five kittens after her recently adopted cat, classified as a neutered male, is discovered to be a pregnant female

The Cat Distribution System is a truly powerful thing. Aside from its well known qualities such as how to match up hoomans and cattos who need each other, how to get them to meet in surprising and emotional ways and of course their impeccable timing. The CDS is also capable of great deception in the name of keeping a feline in need safe and sound. A faculty which is rather front and center in today's story, in which the CDS places a pregnant stay cat with a woman who is more than capable of caring for a momma cat and her litter, but under the guise of a neutered male cat.

We can only imagine that it pulled this trick to ensure that the rescuer would not turn to a shelter to try and rehome the momma, seeing as there is hardly a soul on the planet who would willingly take on six cats at once, and so by disguising the catto as a male the CDS was able to keep the momma safe and sound until she gave birth. A slightly cruel joke to play, albeit probably rather necessary.

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    My mother is no stranger to the Cat Distribution System. She has been blessed many times, it's like the universe knows to bring the cats to her. I've
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    never been surprised by the appearance of cats my mom has, until now. My mom adopted Mr Bob Weebles about a year ago
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    from her area's foster/adoption program she's a part of. They told her Mr Weebles was a neutered male.
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    Several months ago, my mom mentioned to me the Mr Weebles had a terrible problem: he was howling and meowing loudly and constantly. So much
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  • Ok, surely this would have peaked your suspicions. For what other reason is there for a cat to howl and meow loudly in that very specific way that they do, other than to signify that they are ‘in the mood’. And more specifically, that they are a female who is ‘in the mood’.

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    that the neighbors were concerned for this cat. My mom allows the cats to go inside and outside but they stay in a large fenced-in backyard. After a few
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    weeks, my mom no longer heard Mr Weebles howling. 2 weeks ago my mom mentioned how big Mr Weebles was getting. She
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    believed he was just getting overweight, but said he was just big in the stomach and that he might have a tumor. My
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    mom was planning on bringing Mr Weebles to the vet to get checked out next week. Yesterday, my mom came home from work to discover Mr
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    Weebles is not a Mister, she is a Miss and was actively giving birth to kittens. She had 2 under her bed and was still in labor. My mom made a "nest"
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    and was with Weebles when she gave birth to 3 more kittens for a total of 5. We have no idea how Weebles was
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  • Well, while this pawrent might have been painfully oblivious to begin with, at least she has stepped up when the time came and made sure that this cat momma would have the best conditions to go through the ordeal of giving birth to a litter. Could you imagine? One birth is bad enough…

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    not properly spayed/neutered. If Weebles even underwent surgery at all. My mom called her adoption contact and she was completely confused and baffled as well.
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    Has anyone else encountered a similar situation? I've never heard of the Cat Distribution System delivering to this extent! Sure is a hilarious story!
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    We will be properly spaying Weebles as well as spaying/neutering her kittens.
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    Lo... We adopted an eight month old male cat from a coworker of mine in August of 2021. They
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    took in a pregnant stray, and he was the last from that litter to be adopted. They called him Grayson (hes a
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    dust kitty), but we renamed him Jackson (my husband is a huge Raiders fan). The house we
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    adopted him from was kinda hellish for a cat. Four kids under ten and irresponsible parents. They
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    actually cut him out of the couch with a butcher knife and pulled him out by the tail.
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    When we got him home he went under a bed and we didn't see him again for two weeks. We knew he was eating and drinking and using the litter
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    box, but we didn't see him at all. He finally started coming around, but we could never pick him up. We couldn't get him vetted because there
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    was no way we could get him in a carrier. We have two little dogs, a Min Pin and a Chihuahua, so we have a small doggy door.
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    You can see where this is going. One day, in April 2022, when my husband was getting ready for work, he went into our
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    walk-in closet and came running out, eyes wide. "Jackson had kittens in the closet!" Two kittens, another dust kitty (male) and a torti female.
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    They're all spayed/neutere d now! We call her Miss Jackson now.
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