Girl Makes Tinder Profile For Her Lamp And Sets Off Chain Reaction Of Ridiculous Convos

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    Text - Aline Follow @AlineLaReine I made a tinder to sell my lamp and got so many matches and messages that it crashed my phone and sent it into a crash loop. It's cool though, I sold it thanks Joseph.
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    Look at that all-american beauty!

    Lampshade - Lamp, 25 less than a mile away Not looking for hookups, just to sell my lamp. Serious inquiries only. O Friends ctions EDIT INFO
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    Text - @ 1 54% AT&T 8:52 AM < Mike See when Mike answers Turn on notifications so you know right away when he messages you. ENABLE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS YOU MATCHED WITH MIKE ON 12/11/17 Are you hot? How many watts? Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Today 11:47 PM Carloss I can tell You are totally different than all the girls here. And i like that. I have to be honest i am really rich personi can get a girl if i want to but i am looking for a special girl like to hookup with. Let me know if you re interested I am a lamp New Message Send QWE R TY UOP
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    Text - @ 156% 8:50 AM AT&T < Brendan Are you here to buy my lamp Obviously How many lumens does it put out? Many I need a specific number, I have a specific use for this lamp What is your number Sent At least 50,000 lumens Type a message Send GIF
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    Text - Joseph See when Joseph answers Enable Enable push notifications YOU MATCHED WITH JOSEPH ON 12/10/17 How much for the lamp No less than $90 I won't hear of it I'll give you 125 $125 it is Great This is a binding contract in new york state Type a message Send GIF
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    Text - @ 1 57% AT&T 8:49 AM < Joshua YOU MATCHED WITH JOSHUA ON 12/10/17 Are you here to buy my lamp Sent A cute lamp like that should not be on a app like this ! Sad. - Trump Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Brandon Are you here to buy my lamp If it gives good brain Today 12:41 AM Idk but It's electric Fair enough how much bro? Worth $150 Selling for $90 Sent I'll give you a line of cocaine Type a message Send GIF L
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    Text - @ 57% 8:48 AM AT&T < Rob YOU MATCHED WITH ROB ON 12/9/17 I love lamp Want to buy me You just right swiped my friend!! Idk what that means I can't go any lower than $150 You're hilarious This doesn't seem like a serious inquiry and I take business seriously. If you Type a message Send GIF
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    Text - @ 1 57% 8:48 AM AT&T < Rob Idk what that means I can't go any lower than $150 You're hilarious This doesn't seem like a serious inquiry and I take business seriously. If you aren't here to buy my lamp I'm afraid I'll have to seek profit elsewhere (Putting my platinum Amex away..) Don't toy with my emotions Type a message Send GIF

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